“What did one depressed rabbit say to the other?”/“Do you even carrot all?”
"Carrot" sounds a bit like "care at." "I don't carrot all" has been printed on many images. ""I don't carrot all about soup" was cited in…
“What does the Easter bunny order at a Chinese restaurant?”/“Hop suey.”
There are two versions of the Easter bunny "hop suey" (chop suey) pun. This version was printed in a 2002 joke book: Q: What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese…
“Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?”/“From eggplants.”
An Easter riddle is: Q: Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs?A: From eggplants> The riddle was posted on the newsgroup Angelique'sSmorgaabord on March 20, 2008. “Eggplant: where…
“What kind of beans don’t grow in a garden?”/“Jelly beans.”
A bean riddle is: Q: What kind of beans don't grow in a garden?A: Jelly beans. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1958 and has been popular at Easter. 4 June 1958, San Diego…
“I wanted to buy a half a rabbit, but the butcher didn’t want to split hares”
A "hare"/"hair" pun was published in Family Weekly magazine in November 1976: A woman who lived alone had an urge to cook a rabbit stew when she saw a rabbit displayed in a…
“Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?”/“Because it’s always on a sundae.”
An Easter Sunday riddle is: Q: Why is Easter like whipped cream and a cherry?A: Because it's always on a sundae. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on April 18, 2003. Google…
“Where does Christmas come before Easter?”/“In the dictionary.”
A riddle about Christmas and Easter is: Q: Where does Christmas come before Easter?A: In the dictionary! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2009. “Where does Christmas come before…
“What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?”/“He was eggspelled.”
An Easter riddle is: Q: What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school?A. He was eggspelled! "What happened when Humpty Dumpty skipped class?"/"He was…
“Coffee – because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning”
"Coffee – because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“How many personal-injury lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?” (lawyer joke)
Personal injury lawyers sometimes have an unfavorable "ambulance chaser" reputation. A combination lawyer joke and lightbulb joke is: Q: How many personal-injury lawyers does it take to…
“How did the eggs leave the highway?”/“They went through the ‘eggs-it’.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?A: They went through the "eggs-it." The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. Google BooksFunny…
“How did the eggs leave the highway?”/“They went through the ‘eggs-it’.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: How did the eggs leave the highway?A: They went through the "eggs-it." The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. Google BooksFunny…
“What sport are eggs good at?”/“Running.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
“What sport are eggs good at?”/“Running.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: What sport are eggs good at?A: Running. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31, 2010Easter egg jokes(...)Q.…
“An income tax form is like a laundry list—either way you lose your shirt”
"An income tax form is like a laundry list—either way you lose your shirt" is a one-line saying about income taxes that has been printed on many images. The quote was credited to…
“How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?”/“Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses?”
Does eating carrots improve one's eyesight? A popular riddle is: Q: How do you know that carrots are good for your eyes?A: Have you ever seen a rabbit wearing glasses? The joke has been cited…
“Why was the little girl sad after the race?”/“Because an egg beater.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?A: Because an egg beater. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31,…
“Why do we paint Easter eggs?”/“Because it’s easier than trying to wallpaper them.”
An Easter riddle is: Q: Why do we paint Easter eggs?A: Because it's easier than trying to wallpaper them. The joke was posted to the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on April 18, 2003. “Why do we…
“How do you prevent a summer cold?”/“Catch it in the winter.”
A riddle about the seasons is: Q: How do you prevent a summer cold?A: Catch it in the winter. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1996. Google BooksFunniest Riddle Book in the WorldBy…
“Why was the little girl sad after the race?”/“Because an egg beater.”
An egg riddle (popular at Easter) is: Q: Why was the little girl sad after the race?A: Because an egg beater. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Its All HumorWednesday, March 31,…