“Well, well, well. Welcome to stutter class”
"Well, well, well" is a common interjection. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on June 23, 2013: "Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class. #sickipedia"…
“Worrying does not take away tomorrow’s troubles. It takes away today’s peace”
"Worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles. It takes away today's peace" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on…
“Is it okay to bring marijuana brownies to pot luck dinner?”
A "pot luck" or "potluck" dinner is one where each guest brings a dish. The dish usually does not contain "pot" (marijuana). "They had a 'pot luck'…
“We had a candlelit dinner last night. Everything was extremely under-cooked”
A "candlelit dinner" usually has candles on the dinner table. The meal is usually not cooked with candles, but that's a joke that has been credited to English comedian Tim Vine. Vine…
“I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it”
A zebra has stripes; some people have compared this to a barcode. "I wonder how much a zebra would cost if you scanned it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Gotham criminals should only do crime on cloudless nights”
Batman is a fictional superhero appearing in American comic books published by DC Comics. He saves Gotham City -- similar to New York City -- from crime. Batman is summoned by Gotham City Police…
“Aim so high that others will think you’re crazy”
"Aim so high that others will think you're crazy" is a motivational saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on October 17, 2016. "Reach…
“I love you to the fridge and back”
"I love you to the fridge and back" (or just "love you to the fridge and back") -- meaning "I love you a lot" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Pomegranate is the corn of fruit”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. "Pomegranates are like the corn of fruit" was posted on Twitter on January 12, 2010. "Pomegranates are the corn of fruit"…
“I bought cherries and cherry bombs. Bought a Bing, bought a boom”
"Bada bing, bada boom!" is an expression to emphasize something regarded as surprising, sudden, effortlessly achieved or impressive. There have been many puns on the expression, with a…
“Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation”
"Checking your phone when someone pulls out their phone is the yawn of our generation" is a saying that was posted on Twitter by Drew Schnoebelen on February 20, 2012. The phone saying…
“Old ways won’t open new doors”
"Old ways won't open new doors" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Old ways don't open new doors" was posted on Twitter on February 9,…
“Flight attendants go to boarding school”
"Do flight attendants have to go to boarding school?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Pundamentalism on September 20, 2011. "When I was six-years-old, my parents sent me…
“Flight attendants go to boarding school”
"Do flight attendants have to go to boarding school?" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Pundamentalism on September 20, 2011. "When I was six-years-old, my parents sent me…
“Kind people are my kinda people”
"Kind people are my kinda people" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Kind people are my kind of people" was posted on Twitter on March 31, 2011. "Kind…
“Since an avocado is a fruit, does that make guacamole a fruit salad?”
"So, if avocado if a fruit, does that make guacamole a fruit salad????" was posted on Twitter on July 7, 2011. "Since an avocado is a fruit...does that make guacamole fruit…
“I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a Bing, bought a boom”
"Bada bing, bada boom!" is an expression to emphasize something regarded as surprising, sudden, effortlessly achieved or impressive. There have been many puns on the expression, with a…
“If Columbus had had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock”
A statement against committees was published in a February 1962 newspaper: "Secretary of Labor Goldberg, always a free-wheeling operator, frets over the time-consuming committees which have…
“Why do fish swim in schools?”/“Because they can’t walk in schools.”
A school riddle is: Q: Why do fish swim in schools?A: Because they can't walk in schools. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2004. when it was printed on a Laffy Taffy wrapper.…
“This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies”
People who go to the gym can be self-absorbed. "This guy at the gym just did 3 sets of selfies" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "This guy at the…