“Computer: An electronic time-saving device that is commonly used for time-wasting activities”
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“Computer: An electronic time-saving device that is commonly used for time-wasting activities.”
“Computer an electronic time-saving device that is commonly used for time-wasting activities (Warwick Annear)” was posted on the newsgroup sci.med.transcription on July 3, 2004.
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Recognise any of these definitions?
Below are some (sometimes) amusing definitions:
Clicklexia: A disorder often suffered by novice computer users in which they have a tendency to double-click on items which only require one click, often resulting in two items opening instead of just one.
Computer: An electronic time-saving device that is commonly used for time-wasting activities like solitaire