“First Rule of Turkey Club: Bacon, lettuce and tomato”
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club" is a famous line in the movie Fight Club (1999). Several jokes explain the first rule of a "Turkey Club…
“I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings. It’s a complex complex complex”
"Complex" can mean (1) complicated, (2) a psychological fixation, and (3) a group of buildings. One can have a "complex complex complex." The "complex" pun has been…
“It hurts now, but one day it will be your warm up”
"It hurts now, but one day it will be your warm up" is a workout saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 11, 2012, and is of unknown…
“In our house it really should be called a cooking detector”
“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off” is a jocular saying from the 1980s about smoke detectors and bad cooks. "In our house it really should be called a cooking detector" is…
“I got fired from the candle factory because I refused to work wick ends”
"Wick ends" can sound a little like "weekends." "Does a trimmer in a candle factory ever work wick ends?" was published in a syndicated joke column in February 1953. A…
“Sore. The most satisfying pain”
"Sore. The most satisfying pain" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Sore, The most satisfying feeling" is a similar saying. YourTango50 Motivational…
“No pain, no gain. Shut up and train”
"No pain, no gain." is an exercise adage from the 1970s. "No pain, no gain. Shut up and train" is a rhyming extension that has been printed on many images. TwitterCarlos Ed.…
“I was going to share a vegetable joke, but it’s corny”
Corn has many "corny" jokes. "Wanna hear a vegetable joke? nevermind, its too CORNy...meheh" was posted on Twitter on November 16, 2010. "I was gonna share a vegetable…
“My colleague can no longer attend next week’s Innuendo Seminar, so I have to fill her slot”
"My colleague can no longer attend next weeks Innuendo Seminar so I have to fill her slot instead. http://sickipedia.org/joke/1562991" was posted on Twitter on April 14, 2014. The…
“When a girl is working out and she tightens her ponytail, you know it’s about to go down”
"When a girl is playing a sport and she tightens her ponytail, you know it's/shit's about to go down" is an exercise/sports saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Big deal, McDonalds. We’re all here for a limited time only”
McDonald's fast food restaurants offer some food specials "for a limited time only." "@beingtheo: Big deal, McDonalds. We're all here for a limited time only" was…
“My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid”
A joke about auto-correction was posted on Twitter by Shari VanderWerf on May 15, 2010: "My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid." TwitterShari…
“People who invented internet never would have gotten around to doing it if they’d had internet”
The internet distracts many people from doing other work. "The people who invented the internet never would have got around to doing it if they'd had the internet" is a jocular line…
“Paperclip: the staple for people with commitment issues”
"Paperclip: the staple for people with commitment issues" is a jocular saying about office supplies that has been printed on several images. "Just read that the paper clip . . . . is…
“How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?”/“President Ben Franklin walks into a bar…’”
Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) was a founding father, but he never became president. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on July 6, 2017: Q: How do you begin a politically incorrect joke?A:…
“Father’s Day is just like Mother’s Day, only cheaper”
The Dennis the Menace comic strip by Hank Ketcham (1920-2001), on June 14, 1952, had Dennis tell his friend Joey a now-classic observation about Father's Day: "Father's Day? Well,…
“Give your co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails”
Some employees give their co-workers the "silent treatment" -- they don't talk to them. "Giving co-workers the silent treatment by sending them blank emails" is a jocular…
“If I had $1,000,000, I’d donate a quarter of it to charity. Then I’ll have $999,999.75”
A joke about the meaning of "a quarter" has been printed on several images. The joke originated on the Sickipedia website and was posted on Twitter on November 7, 2011: "I won $2…
“Sore. The most satisfying feeling”
"Sore. The most satisfying feeling" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Sore, The most satisfying pain" is a similar saying. TwitterKyy@kurlykyyBeing…
“My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive. I took her to the gas station”
There are several jokes about high gas prices. "My wife wanted me to take her somewhere expensive last night. I took her to the gas station" is a joke that has been printed on many…