“How do you protect a valuable instrument?”/“Hide it in an accordion case.”
An accordion riddle is:
Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?
A: Hide it in an accordion case.
The joke has been cited in print since at least 1999.
4 September 1999, Great Falls (MT) Tribune, “The Edge,” pg. A4, col. 5:
How do you protect a valuable instrument? Hide it in an accordion case.
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How do you protect a valuable instrument?
Hide it in an accordion case.
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How do you protect a valuable instrument? Hide it in an accordion case.
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How do you protect a valuable instrument? Hide it in an accordion case!
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Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.
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How do you protect a valuable instrument?
Hide it in an accordion case.
3:35 AM - 23 Aug 2018