“Pop-Tarts are breakfast ravioli”
Are ravioli and Pop-Tarts similar? "Soup is the cereal of the dinner world, ravioli are the pop tarts" was posted on Twitter by class wario on May 31, 2014. "'Isn't ravioli…
“A Pokémon Go user walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Pokémon Go version is: "A Pokémon Go user walks into a bar. Because he was too…
“What do you call the formal study of pasta?”/“Linguinistics.”
"Linguine" (a type of pasta) is sometimes confused with "linguistics" (the scientific study of language), especially with the portmanteau word "linguinistics."…
“A penny saved is actually more valuable than a penny earned because you don’t pay taxes on it”
"A penny saved is a penny earned" is a proverb about money that has been cited in print since at least the 1600s. Many people have pointed out that a penny saved is worth more than a…
“My friend is a professional sleep walker. He is living the dream”
A person who has a dream job is "living the dream." But suppose that person is a professional sleepwalker or a professional sleeper? "Sleepwalker livin the dream, sleepwalker sing…
“My friend is a professional sleeper. He is living the dream”
A person who has a dream job is "living the dream." But suppose that person is a professional sleepwalker or a professional sleeper? "Sleepwalker livin the dream, sleepwalker sing…
“Your vibe attracts your tribe”
"Your vibe attracts your tribe" -- what you do attracts your friends and colleagues -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "Your vibe attracts…
“Where’s the best place to buy a gentleman’s hat?”/“Manhattan.”
Manhattan is not necessarily a place to buy a man's hat, but a riddle has been cited since at least 2015: Q: What's the best place to buy a gentleman's hat?A: Manhattan. "A man…
“Look in the mirror. That’s your competition”
"Look in the mirror. That's your competition" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Look in the mirror bitch that's your competition" was…
“It’s not how big the house is. It’s how happy the home is”
"It's not how big the house is. It's how happy the home is" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not how bigs the house... It's how happy the…
“Today’s plan? Drink coffee and be awesome”
"Today's plan? Drink coffee and be awesome" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Battle plan for this week: wake up, drink coffee, be awesome, repeat"…
“My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy”
"My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "My plan for the day? Same as always: Drink COFFEE and be…
“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook”
"May your life (someday) be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook/Instagram/Twitter/social media" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "May your life someday be as…
“Don’t fear failure. Fear being in the exact same place next year as you are today”
"Don't fear failure. Fear being in the exact same place next year as you are today" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't fear FAILURE. Fear…
“I didn’t come this far to only come this far”
"I didn't come this far to only come this far" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "From a FB friend: 'I didn't come this far, to only come…
“You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown… Doughnuts never do that”
"You know when you buy a bag of salad and it starts getting brown and has gross water in it... Doughnuts never do that" is a jocular food saying that has been printed on many images. The…
“A six-sided man walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A hexagon version is: "A six-sided man walks into a bar and orders a gon. The…
“Sprinkles are for winners”
"Sprinkles are for winners" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@EmilyAWalker - good point, sprinkles are for winners!" was posted on Twitter by E.MO.TION.AL on…
“The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot”
"The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "You Are the Pilot When Time Flies" was…
“I get nostalgic when reversing my car. It always takes me back”
"I get nostalgic when reversing my car. It always takes me back" is a car joke that was posted on Reddit -- Dad Jokes on June 18, 2018. The joke was also posted on Reddit -- Oneliners and…