“Social media gives people egos they don’t have in person”
"Social media gives people egos they don't have in person" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Social media gives people egos that they don't have in…
“Chicken noodle soup is alphabet soup but in cursive”
Some long noodles can look like cursive writing. "Chicken noodle soup is alphabet soup but it's in cursive" was posted on Facebook by Mattius Fincham on January 13, 2017.…
“What came first, the taco or the Tuesday?”
"Taco Tuesday" has been popular at restaurants for a very long time. "What came first, the taco or the Tuesday?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
“One of my worst traits is my core belief that I deserve a little $6 coffee every time I run a mildly unpleasant errand”
Many people believe that they deserve an overpriced Starbucks coffee, even after they haven't accomplished much. This was posted on X/Twitter by g a b y and received over 93,000 likes:…
“In conclusion, there are ten letters”
People often wrap up a presentation with "in conclusion." "In conclusion, there are ten letters" is a joke. There are ten letters in the word "conclusion." "In…
“The bright side of Christmas… Everyone at Walmart will be wearing new pajamas”
People often get new pajamas at Christmas. Walmart (a large retail chain store) does not have a strict dress code. "Everyone at Walmart will be wearing new pajamas" was posted on…
“Eat the fucking bugs”
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…
“Eat the bugs” (“Eat ze bugs”)
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…
“Eat ze bugs” (“Eat the bugs”)
"Eat ze bugs" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating bugs, and Schwab's first language was German. "Eat…
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!”/[Klaus Schwab as waiter] “I know…”
Klaus Schwab's World Economic Forum has promoted eating insects. A WEF variation on the “Waiter! There’s a fly in my soup!” joke is: DINER: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! WAITER…
“Every time you say ‘vinegar,’ you say the n-word”
The word "vinegar" is sometimes said to have the "n-word" in it, so white people can't properly say it. "@dallasblack comedian just said he's not comfortable…
“What kind of noise does a train make?”/“A low commotion.”
A train riddle is: Q: What kind of noise does a train make? A: A low commotion. The "locomotion" pun was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on February 23, 2022. X/Twitter Bury Bob @burybob…
“White people have been using the n-word every time they say ‘vinegar’”
The word "vinegar" is sometimes said to have the "n-word" in it, so white people can't properly say it. "@dallasblack comedian just said he's not comfortable…
“Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words”
"Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words" (or "Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friday! Coffee!…
“Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words”
"Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words" (or "Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friday! Coffee!…
“My New Year’s Resolutions: 1. Get my finances in order 2. Get finances”
"To Do: 1. Get my finances in order 2. Get finances" was posted on X/Twitter by Gary (Mystic Mac)🍀on November 30, 2023. The joke is that the speaker has not much money to get into…
“To Do: 1. Get my finances in order 2. Get finances”
"To Do: 1. Get my finances in order 2. Get finances" was posted on X/Twitter by Gary (Mystic Mac)🍀on November 30, 2023. The joke is that the speaker has not much money to get into…
“What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs?”/“Candy canes.”
A riddle about gingerbread men is: Q: What do gingerbread men use when they break their legs? A: Candy canes. "Candy canes are what gingerbread men use to walk after I've mangled their…
“For once I’d like to get kicked INTO a bar”
Some people get kicked out of bars. "For once I'd like to get kicked INTO a bar" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "For Once i would like to get kicked…
“A fruit farmer told me: ‘I eat what fruit I can, and what I can’t I can’”
A pun on the two meanings of the word "can" was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on April 11, 2023: "A fruit farmer told me: 'I eat what fruit I can, and what I can't I…