“Must Lett Tom Pick Onion” (mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions)
"Must Lett Tom Pick Onion" are sandwich instructions to add "mustard, lettuce, tomatoes, pickles, onions." It's not a sentence, but this was posted on Reddit -- Funny on…
“I sure do eat a lot of food for someone that expects to fit into clothes”
"I sure do eat a lot of food for someone that/who expects to fit into clothes" is a food saying that has been printed on several images. "I sure do eat a lot of food for someone that…
“I sure do eat a lot of food for someone who expects to fit into clothes”
"I sure do eat a lot of food for someone that/who expects to fit into clothes" is a food saying that has been printed on several images. "I sure do eat a lot of food for someone that…
“Have a good weekend because Monday will be here in 30 minutes”
The work week of Monday through Friday often seems to go by slowly, while the weekend of Saturday and Sunday seems to go by quickly. "Have a good/great weekend because Monday will be here in…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a guy”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s too shy”
Some people compare cranberry juice to alcohol (especially wine). This was posted on Twitter by Jessica Rumo on March 19, 2019: "Cranberry juice tastes like it wants to be alcohol but it’s…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a dude”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a man”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards”
"Dishes! We meet again you dirty bastards" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Ok....dishes...we meet again....you dirty dishes....I'm half tempted to…
“Having a daughter is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich”
"Having a daughter/kid is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you're rich" is a saying about money that has been printed on many images. "Having a kid is like…
“I don’t measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff”
Many people don't measure the ingredients when they cook. "I don't measure a thing when I cook. I just sprinkle and add stuff until I hear the spirit of my ancestors whisper…
“Having a kid is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you’re rich”
"Having a daughter/kid is like having a little broke best friend who thinks you're rich" is a saying about money that has been printed on many images. "Having a kid is like…
“I don’t know what it is, but it’s on sale!”
"I don't know what it is, but it's on sale!" is a shopping saying that has been printed on many images. "I don’t know what it is, but it’s on SALE - BUY IT" was…
“You know what sounds amazing for dinner? Anything I don’t have to cook”
"You know what sounds amazing for dinner? Anything I don't have to cook" is an anti-cooking saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on May 20,…
“I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop”
Some people would rather fake it than exercise. This was posted on Twitter by MomofTeen on April 19, 2018: "I have decided to stop exercising and just learn Photoshop."…
“It’s showtime at the Apollo” (Harlem’s Apollo Theater)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Showtime at the ApolloShowtime at the Apollo (formerly It's Showtime at the Apollo and Apollo Live) (originally syndicated) is a music television show,…
“So now that Christmas is over, can we just skip straight to Spring?”
Many people don't like winter, but they do enjoy Christmas. "I feel like after Christmas and new years there is no point of it being cold anymore. It should skip straight to spring"…
“Them awkward days between Christmas and New Year when you don’t know what day it is”
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
“The 5 days between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is”
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…
“That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is”
"That bit between Christmas and New Year where you don’t know what day it is, who you are or what you’re suppose(d) to be doing" is a jocular end-of-year saying that has been printed…