“The magician said to take a card, any card. So I took his credit card”

“The magician said to take a card, any card. So I took his credit card” is a joke that has been printed on many images.
     
“RT @FunnyJoker: A street magician came up to me at the weekend and said ‘pick a card, any card.’ So I took his credit card” was posted on Twitter by arleigh (and others) on November 3, 2009.
         
   
Twitter
arleigh
@arleigh
RT @FunnyJoker: A street magician came up to me at the weekend and said “pick a card, any card.” So I took his credit card.
8:35 AM · Nov 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
Robby Goesti
@RobbyGoesti
ROFL RT @FunnyJoker A street magician came up to me at the weekend and said “pick a card, any card.” So I took his credit card.
8:41 AM · Nov 3, 2009·Twitter Web Client
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/[deleted] June 9, 2016
A magician says to his wife to ‘Pick a card. Any card.’
She takes his credit card and leaves.
 
Reddit—Teenagers 
Posted by u/imma17boi January 19, 2020
Magician: pick a card any card
Me: pulls out his credit card
 
Twitter
Rc@Swapnonil
@RSwapnonil
Magician : Take a card, any card
Me : Takes his credit card and ran away
Magician
2:33 AM · Feb 17, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
geraldo
@squishyeggu
if a magician asks me to pick a card, any card, i finna take his credit card
1:40 PM · Feb 21, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
 
Twitter
Mr.Moon
@Harvey_mooneyz
Magician :pick a card, any card!
Me:*takes his credit card*
Magician :wait,what no!
11:30 AM · Feb 24, 2020·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/EfficientRoll March 3, 2020
“Take a card, any card,” the magician says.
I take his credit card.