“Can’t wait till they legalize outside”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to be quarantined in their homes. "Stay at home" was frequently advised. "can’t wait til they legalize outside" was…
“An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman don’t walk into a bar” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." However, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, most bars were closed. The joke was:…
“Does anyone know the number that parents are supposed to call if we need a substitute teacher?”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in school closures. Parents suddenly became teachers for their children. "Hey Teachers...I'm gonna need the phone number to call and get a…
“This lockdown is no walk in the park”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closures of many parks. "A walk in the park" usually means something easy. "I’ll say this about #lockdown - it’s no walk in the…
“My rights don’t end where your fear begins”
"My/Our rights don't end where your fear begins" (or "My/Our rights don't end where your fears begin") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My/Our…
“A man has been stealing wheels from police cars. Police are working tirelessly to catch him”
"Working tirelessly" doesn't mean working without tires, but there are jokes. "Police attending an incident returned to their car to find all four wheels had been stolen.…
“There is a guy stealing iPhones around the town. He is probably going to face time”
FaceTime (a proprietary videotelephony product developed by Apple Inc.) shouldn't be confused with "face time" (jokes), but there are jokes. "There are two guys stealing iPhones…
“Security without liberty is called prison”
"Security without liberty is called prison" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying as usually been credited to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), an American polymath…
“Security without liberty is prison”
"Security without liberty is called prison" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying as usually been credited to Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790), an American polymath…
“When we do go back to work, we’re going to need at least a week’s notice to find our pants”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to stay in their homes -- where they did not dress formally. "Honest confession: If everyone was healthy and we could all go back to work…
Certificate Of Vaccination ID (COVID backronym)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was called COVID-19 (for COrona VIrus Disease). Some people thought it stood for "Certificate Of Vaccine/Vaccination ID." "COVID = Certificate of…
“And in the end mankind used so much toilet paper, they wiped themselves out”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in panic buying and shortaes of toilet paper. "And in the end mankind used so much toilet paper, they wiped themselves out" was posted on…
“Cargo space?”/“Car no do that. Car go road.”
"Cargo space?" is a question about the cargo space of a car. It is not about outer space, but there are jokes. "Customer: 'Cargo space?' Me: 'No, car go on road. Car…
“A guy walks into a bar…lucky bastard” (bar joke, told during COVID-19 bar closures)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." However, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, most bars were closed. The joke was:…
“We repair what your husband fixed” (repair company slogan)
"We repair what your husband fixed" is a jocular slogan for many repair companies that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the husband really did not fix the problem.…
“The wife and I have been in lockdown for eight days now. No fucking way I’m retiring”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in lockdowns. Family members got on each other's nerves. "The wife and I have been in lockdown for eight days now. One thing's for sure,…
“Quarantine has turned us into dogs. We roam the house all day looking for food…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. This was posted on Facebook by Camano Animal Shelter Association on March 30, 2020: "Quarantine has turned us all into dogs. We roam…
“A man walks into a bar…lucky bastard” (bar joke, told during COVID-19 bar closures)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." However, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, most bars were closed. The joke was:…
“What’s the difference between COVID-19 and Romeo & Juliet?”/“Coronavirus & Verona Crisis.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemi shouldn’t be confused with Romeo and Juliet (a Verona crisis), but there are jokes. “You’ve heard a lot about corona virus, get ready to learn about a Verona…
“A King caught his Queen watching Pawn one Knight in the Castle and decided to report to the Bishop”
A chess joke/pun was posted on Twitter by Oluwadamiloju 'Da UniBrow' Saliu on December 8, 2019: "A King caught his Queen watching Pawn one Knight in the Castle and decided to report…