“Bro even sleeping gettin boring now”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many people being locked down at home. Many of these people were bored. "i cannot believe i’m saying this , but even sleeping got boring to me…
“To those turning in your neighbors and local businesses, you did the reich thing”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic saw governments use "snitches get rewards/riches programs. Some people countered with an image of Nazi leader Adolf Hitler and a reference to the Third…
“If the government was created to protect our liberties, why do we have to fight…?”
"If the government was created to protect our liberties, why do we have to fight with the government to keep them?" is a saying that as been printed on an image. The saying as been…
“1920: Alcohol is prohibited 2020: Marijuana stores are an essential business”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in the closures of non-essential businesses. Liquor stores -- and, in some states, marijuana stores -- were deemed essential businesses. "1920:…
“Might sleep on the couch to cut down on my morning commute”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic forced many people to lock down in their homes. Many people worked from home -- if they still had work. "Shorten your morning commute by sleeping directly on…
“What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?”/“Pool-ups.”
A swimming riddle is: Q: What kind of exercises are best for a swimmer?A: Pool-ups. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Dermaswim Pro on February 25, 2011. There is no defined exercise as a…
“To be honest, I’ve wanted to spray a lot of people with Lysol before this all started”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic increased use of Lysol (a brand name of cleaning and disinfecting products). "To be honest.. I’ve wanted to spray a lot of people with Lysol before this…
“BC is now ‘Before Coronavirus.’ AD is now “After Distancing’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was so important, people had new names for B.C. and A.D. "We’re gonna need a better abbreviation than PP for pre-pandemic and post-pandemic. BC (before…
“What do you call a walking stick that makes you walk faster?”/“A hurricane.”
"Hurricane" sounds like "hurry cane." "A fast walking-stick -- A hurricane" was printed in the True Flag (Boston, MA) on November 14, 1868. "What do you call a…
“‘Social distancing’ is an anagram for ‘dissociating clan’”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to "social distancing." An anagram of "social distancing" is "dissociating clan." "Social distancing=Dissociating…
“Where in this toy store are the Terminator action figures?”/“Aisle B, back.”
"I'll be back" is a famous line from the movie The Terminator (1984), spoken by actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. It shouldn't be confused with "Aisle B, back," but there…
Certificate Of Vaccine ID (COVID backronym)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was called COVID-19 (for COrona VIrus Disease). Some people thought it stood for "Certificate Of Vaccine/Vaccination ID." "COVID = Certificate of…
“Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?”/“Aisle B, back.”
"I'll be back" is a famous line from the movie The Terminator (1984), spoken by actor Arnold Schwarzenegger. It shouldn't be confused with "Aisle B, back," but there…
NSFWFH (Not Safe For Work From Home)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to work from home. "NSFW" (Not Safe For Work) became "NSFWFH" (Not Safe For Work From Home). The "NSFWFH" (Not…
“Can’t wait until they legalize outside”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to be quarantined in their homes. "Stay at home" was frequently advised. "can’t wait til they legalize outside" was…
“Overeaters Anonymous hotline. Call 888-888-8888”
The number "8" sounds like the word "ate." "As it turns out, (888) 888-8888 is a 'proxy used to hide telemarketers.' It really should be for Overeaters…
“British people be like ‘I am Bri ish’ because they drank the T”
British people often say "Bri ish." "British would say themselves 'Bri'ish' because they drank the 't'" was posted on Twitter by "I think I'm…
“Can’t wait til they legalize outside”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to be quarantined in their homes. "Stay at home" was frequently advised. "can’t wait til they legalize outside" was…
Trikini (tri- + bikini; a bikini with a face mask)
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to wear face masks. The bikini, with a face mask, became a "trikini" (tri- + bikini). The word "trikini" has had trademarks…
“An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. Those were the days” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." However, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, most bars were closed. The joke was:…