“I just Clorox wiped a bottle of Purell and Purelled my hands cuz I touched the Clorox canister”

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The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic is an ongoing global pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID-19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS-CoV-2). The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, Hubei, China, in December 2019, and was recognised as a pandemic by the World Health Organization (WHO) on 11 March 2020.
     
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I just Clorox wiped a bottle of Purell and Purelled my hands cuz I touched the Clorox canister.
How far down a rabbit hole does this go?
5:49 PM · Apr 1, 2020·Twitter for iPhone