“Charcuterie is French for ‘we’re out of bread’”
Does a charcuterie board exist simply because people don't have any bread to make a sandwich? What is "charcuterie" (cold cuts) French for, anyway? "Charcuterie is French for…
“‘Charcuterie’ is a French phrase meaning ‘I bought too much at the deli’”
Does a charcuterie board exist simply because people don't have any bread to make a sandwich? What is "charcuterie" (cold cuts) French for, anyway? "Charcuterie is French for…
“Charcuterie is French for deli”
Does a charcuterie board exist simply because people don't have any bread to make a sandwich? What is "charcuterie" (cold cuts) French for, anyway? "Charcuterie is French for…
“The person I see in the self checkout camera is not who I am in my heart”
No one seems to look good in a store's self checkout camera. This has the reputation for making people look even worse than passport photos or driver's license photos. "I never look…
“Nothing is more humbling than when you see your face in the self checkout camera”
No one seems to look good in a store's self checkout camera. This has the reputation for making people look even worse than passport photos or driver's license photos. "I never look…
“There is nothing more damaging to your self-esteem than the self checkout camera”
No one seems to look good in a store's self checkout camera. This has the reputation for making people look even worse than passport photos or driver's license photos. "I never look…
“I cooked on the back left stove burner just to feel something different. Thanks for following my journey”
There are usually four burners on a stove, and sometimes a cook likes to get adventurous. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Simon Holland on January 26, 2022, and it received over 1,500 likes:…
“I heard the more colorful your salad, the better it is for you. So I swapped my croutons for Skittles”
"I heard the more colorful your salad, the better it is for you. So I replaced my croutons with M&M’s" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. M&M's…
“There’s no such thing as a grilled cheese sandwich. The cheese can only be melted not grilled…”
Many people believe that a "grilled cheese sandwich" is not correctly named. "I wonder why they call it grilled cheese though. You grill the bread, the cheese melts. Grilled bread…
“Never go grocery shopping when you’re hungry. Also, don’t go clothes shopping when you’re naked”
"Never go grocery shopping when you're hungry" is a popular modern adage. You're liable to buy more food if you're hungry. Does a similar rule apply to clothes shopping?…
“I just read that burglars use social media to find out when people aren’t home… I’m glad I’m at home, with my hungry pet grizzly bear”
Burglars can use social media to find if a family is not at home. The family might reveal on social media that they're on vacation, for example. However, the house might have security systems…
“Just read that burglars use Facebook to see when people aren’t home. So from now on, I’m at home. With a rifle. And a hungry crocodile”
Burglars can use social media to find if a family is not at home. The family might reveal on social media that they're on vacation, for example. However, the house might have security systems…
“I just read that burglars use Facebook to find out when people aren’t home. I’m glad i’m at home, with my pet grizzly…”
Burglars can use social media to find if a family is not at home. The family might reveal on social media that they're on vacation, for example. However, the house might have security systems…
“Social media is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it’s all the same people saying all the same shit”
Is social media like a soap opera? "X is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it's all the same people saying all the same shit" was posted on…
“X is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it’s all the same people saying all the same shit”
Is social media like a soap opera? "X is like a soap opera. You can stay away for months. Then tune in one day, and it's all the same people saying all the same shit" was posted on…
“The world is full of kind people. If you can’t find one, be one”
"The world is full of good/kind/nice people. If you can't find one, be one" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember The world is full of nice people. If you…
“The world is full of nice people. If you can’t find one, be one”
"The world is full of good/kind/nice people. If you can't find one, be one" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember The world is full of nice people. If you…
SAP (soon as possible)
"SAP" stands for "soon as possible." "Sap -- Soon as possible" was printed in the book The Phillips Code: A Thoroughly Tested Method of Shorthand, Arranged for…
ASAP (as soon as possible)
"SAP" stands for "soon as possible." "Sap -- Soon as possible" was printed in the book The Phillips Code: A Thoroughly Tested Method of Shorthand, Arranged for…
“‘You’re not the boss of me,’ I say as I let the dog in and out 17 times in a row”
"You're not the boss of me. My dog is" has been printed on many images, and "You're not the boss of me. My cat is" has also been printed on many images. It often seems…