“I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgusting”
"I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgusting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both Tuesday and Wednesday are usually work days. "i survived a…
“I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? When does it end?”
"I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgusting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both Tuesday and Wednesday are usually work days. "i survived a…
“I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? Disgusting”
"I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgusting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both Tuesday and Wednesday are usually work days. "i survived a…
“I survived a Monday, and for what? Tuesday? When does it end?”
"I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgusting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both Tuesday and Wednesday are usually work days. "i survived a…
“I survived a Wednesday, and for what? Thursday? Disgusting”
"I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgusting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both Tuesday and Wednesday are usually work days. "i survived a…
“I survived a Wednesday, and for what? Thursday? When does it end?”
"I survived a Tuesday, and for what? Wednesday? Disgusting" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Both Tuesday and Wednesday are usually work days. "i survived a…
“None of the Seven Dwarfs could water their garden because of the high hose”
"Heigh-Ho" is a famous song in the Disney animate film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). "Heigh-hos" shouldn't be confused with "high hose," but there are…
“The seven dwarfs couldn’t reach the tap to water the garden because of their high hose”
"Heigh-Ho" is a famous song in the Disney animate film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). "Heigh-hos" shouldn't be confused with "high hose," but there are…
“The Earth is 70% uncarbonated water. Therefore the Earth is flat”
There is carbonated water and there is non-carbonated water, sometimes called "flat" water. This plays into a flat earth joke. "If the earth is 71% water and it's not…
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“I can feel Monday staring at me from across the weekend”
Monday always looms and casts a pall over the weekend. Monday usually signals a return to the work week. "Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room" was posted…
“Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room”
Monday always looms and casts a pall over the weekend. Monday usually signals a return to the work week. "Monday is already sending me threatening glances from across the room" was posted…
“The helper in me acknowledges the hamburger in you”
Hamburger Helper is a boxed food product manufactured that is combined with browned ground beef. The "helper" part is sometimes satirized in mock inspirational sayings. "The helper…
“Adam & Eve really were tempted by an apple? And they failed? Imagine if it was a crab rangoon”
In the biblical story (Genesis 2:16-17) of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, God commanded them not to eat the forbidden fruit, but they disobeyed the command and ate it. The forbidden fruit was…
“Adam & Eve really were tempted by an apple? And they failed? Imagine if it was a jalapeño popper”
In the biblical story (Genesis 2:16-17) of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, God commanded them not to eat the forbidden fruit, but they disobeyed the command and ate it. The forbidden fruit was…
“Adam and Eve were tempted by an apple. Imagine if they had nachos back then”
In the biblical story (Genesis 2:16-17) of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, God commanded them not to eat the forbidden fruit, but they disobeyed the command and ate it. The forbidden fruit was…
“Adam and Eve were tempted by an apple. Imagine if they had tacos back then”
In the biblical story (Genesis 2:16-17) of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden, God commanded them not to eat the forbidden fruit, but they disobeyed the command and ate it. The forbidden fruit was…
“Proofreading is a lost art”
"Proofreading is a lost art" and "Proofreading is a dying art" are popular sayings. "There are times when we are pushed toward the belief that proofreading is a lost…
“Proofreading is a lost rat”
"Proofreading is a lost art" and "Proofreading is a dying art" are popular sayings. "There are times when we are pushed toward the belief that proofreading is a lost…
“I don’t have a five year plan because every two years I realize I need a different life”
Many people try to make five year plans, for education and career (or retirement). However, after a year or two into the five year plan, the plan often falls apart. "I don't have a five…