“Real healthcare starts in the kitchen, not in the hospital”
"Your kitchen is the real doctors office" and "Healthcare starts in the kitchen, not in the hospital" are sayings that mean that good health starts with good food ("in the…
“It’s crazy how social media convinced us that 15 likes isn’t enough. Imagine 15 people in real life telling you that you looked good”
Social media life can be very different than "real" life (that is, not online). People can have thousands of friends in social media, but few friends in real life. People can get many…
“We’re so close to ‘let’s circle back next year’ season I can taste it”
In late December, people often say, "Let's circle back next year." This means that the situation will be discussed after the new year. December is sometimes jokingly called…
“Schools are always doing fundraisers, but if they just sold iced coffee in the parent pick up line, they’d be richer than Starbucks by Friday”
Instead of a school fundraiser, why not sell something to parents waiting on a pick-up line? This was posted on Facebook by Passionate Penny Pincher on September 7, 2025, and it received over…
“You know it’s fall in Florida when the license plate colors begin to change”
"You know it's fall in Florida when the license plate colors begin to change" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "snowbirds" are driving…
“You know it’s fall in Florida when the license plates change colors”
"You know it's fall in Florida when the license plate colors begin to change" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "snowbirds" are driving…
“How can you tell it’s fall in Florida? When the color of license plates begin to change”
"You know it's fall in Florida when the license plate colors begin to change" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The saying means that "snowbirds" are driving…
“I may not be totally sane, but at least all my personalities agree that coffee is amazing”
"I may not be totally sane, but at least all (of) my personalities agree that coffee is amazing" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images "It may not be…
“I may not be totally sane, but at least all of my personalities agree that coffee is amazing”
"I may not be totally sane, but at least all (of) my personalities agree that coffee is amazing" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images "It may not be…
“A friend of mine just lost a game of Scrabble. It didn’t look good from the word go”
"From the word go" is an expression that means "from the start." It usually doesn't involve the literal word "go," but there are Scrabble jokes. "Attended…
“Getting your kid ready for school after a long break is like preparing someone who’s been in jail for 30 years to re-enter society”
Many school children have a difficult time getting ready for school after a long break (such as the four-day Thanksgiving weekend, the Christmas break and the midwinter recess break). This was…
“My signature move is writing ‘please see attached’ and then confidently hitting send with absolutely nothing attached”
Many people write "please see attached" in an email -- and then forget to attach anything. This was posted on X/Twitter and Bluesky by sixfootcandy on August 20, 2025: "My signature…
“It’s officially ‘let’s circle back next year’ season”
In late December, people often say, "Let's circle back next year." This means that the situation will be discussed after the new year. December is sometimes jokingly called…
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“I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I knew school was a joke when I had a fat PE teacher”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I knew school was a scam when we had a fat PE teacher”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I knew school was a scam when my business teacher never owned a business”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“I realized school was a joke when my business teacher didn’t own a business and my PE teacher couldn’t pass their own fitness test”
"I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn't own a business, and my PE teacher was fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images. In other words, the teachers…
“Ummmm no I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source”
Instagram Reels (short videos) is a format that was popularized by TikTok. These short videos can be addicting, but many people believe they are time-wasters. This humorous comment was posted on…