“Mild salsa tastes like ketchup”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
“I tried making a candlelit dinner. I think it would have cooked quicker in the oven”
A “candlelit dinner” usually has candles on the dinner table. The meal is usually not cooked with candles, but there are jokes about that. "Going out tonight for a candlelit dinner. Surely…
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe”
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Hold my chips and soda while I Google if raw milk is safe”
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Hold my bag of chips & Mountain Dew while I google if raw milk is safe”
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
“What’s the wage gap between all 99 genders?!”
"What's the wage gap between all 58/99 genders?!" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The "gender pay gap" usually refers to men and women only.…
“What’s the wage gap between all 58 genders?”
"What's the wage gap between all 58/99 genders?!" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The "gender pay gap" usually refers to men and women only.…
“If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know”
"If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know" (or "If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me…
“If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me know”
"If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything please let me know" (or "If anyone has any experience with anything or knows anything about something please let me…
“She said ‘choke me daddy’ so I gave her two Popeyes biscuits without a drink”
"She said 'choke me daddy' so I gave her two Popeyes biscuits without a drink" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Popeyes is an American multinational chain of…
Big Apple Cafe & Big Apple Tourist Orchard (Bacchus Marsh, Australia, 1994-present)
Bacchus Marsh is a peri-urban town in Victoria, Australia, about 30 miles northwest of Melbourne. There is a Big Apple Tourist Orchard and a Big Apple Cafe. "The Big Apple at Bacchus Marsh in…
“Honestly, it’s not the way I look that reveals my age, it’s my use of complete sentences when I text”
"Honestly, it's not the way I look that reveals my age, it's my use of complete sentences when I text" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Remember…if all the headlines are identical, it’s not news, it’s advertising”
"Remember...if all the headlines are identical, it's not news, it's advertising" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Remember, if all the headlines are…
“Capitalism isn’t evil just because you suck at life”
"Capitalism isn't evil just because you suck at life" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Some people want collective responsibility for their own failures. "…
“Instead of governments having digital ID on us, perhaps we should have digital ID on them”
Many governments want to track people's movements with digital ID. This was posted on X/Twitter by James Melville 🚜 on November 15, 2022: "Instead of governments having digital ID on…
“I got hired today at the comb factory. It’s just part time”
The following joke about working part-time was posted on Facebook by Katy Haseley to Home Groan Puns on February 24, 2023: "I got hired today at the comb factory. It’s just part time."…
“To avoid cracked, dry skin this winter, take half a lemon, a bottle of tequila, salt, and don’t go outside”
"To avoid cracked, dry skin this winter, take half a lemon, a bottle of tequila, salt, and don’t go outside" -- that is, have a Margarita cocktail -- is a jocular saying that has been…
“Mild salsa is like decaf coffee or nonalcoholic beer”
Many people do not like mild salsa and have compared it to other weak things. "man this mild salsa tastes like ketchup" was posted on X/Twitter by JASMINE on July 17, 2010. "mild…
American Pizza (pizza topped with hot dogs and french fries)
"Pizza Americano" (or "American Pizza") is pizza topped with hot dogs and french fries. The dish is popular in Italy, but it's not known who invented it. Americans do eat…