“Met Gala is the ugly sweater contest for the upper class”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” The Met…
“Boudin is like sex. Even if you have to buy it at a truck stop it’s still pretty good”
"Boudin is like sex. Even if you have to buy it at a truck stop it's still pretty good" is a saying that has been printed on an image. Boudin is sold at some truck stops in…
“If you’ve ever wondered whether you would have complied during 1930s Germany, now you know”
"If you've ever wondered whether you would have complied during 1930s Germany, now you know" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that living through…
“Every twenty minute job is one broken bolt away from becoming a three day ordeal”
"Every twenty minute job is one broken bolt away from becoming a three day ordeal" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This plaque (listed on Etsy) either coined or…
“Why do we drink water?”/“Because we can’t eat it.”
A riddle about water is: Q: Why do we drink water?A: Because we can't eat it. The question is often asked by a teacher and answered by a student. The riddle has been cited in print since at…
No Vax. No Visit (vaccination and visitation policy)
"No vax, no visit" is a policy that has been printed on many baby announcements. Some parents decided that only people who are fully vaccinated can visit their newborn child "No vax,…
“What’s the difference between a DJ and a dog?”/“The dog knows when to stop scratching.”
A riddle has been told about a violist (someone who plays the viola), a violinist (someone who plays the violin) and a DJ. The violist version was printed in the Gasbag (University of Michigan…
“I used to be in a band called Gravy and Onions. We covered Meat Loaf”
Meat Loaf is the name of an American singer, and, of course, there are "meatloaf" jokes. "I'm thinking about starting a band called Gravy... We're just gonna cover Meat…
“The Met Gala is just boujee Halloween”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Many…
“The Met Gala is Burning Man for people named in the Panama Papers”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Some…
“Met Gala is just Burning Man for rich(er) people”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Some…
“The Met Gala is like a bougie Halloween party”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Many…
“The Met Gala is Halloween for celebrities”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Many…
“What’s the difference between a violinist and a dog?”/“The dog knows when to stop scratching.”
A riddle has been told about a violist (someone who plays the viola), a violinist (someone who plays the violin) and a DJ. The violist version was printed in the Gasbag (University of Michigan…
“What’s a Met Gala?”/“A type of apple found in New York. Also why it’s called the Big Apple.”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” The term…
“The Met Gala is just Halloween for rich people”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Many…
“What’s the difference between a violist and a dog?”/“The dog knows when to stop scratching.”
A riddle has been told about a violist (someone who plays the viola), a violinist (someone who plays the violin) and a DJ. The violist version was printed in the Gasbag (University of Michigan…
“Of all the things that taste like chicken, it’s weird that eggs are not one of them”
"Tastes like chicken" is a food meme that began as a way to describe exotic meats. Eventually, the saying became overused and a joke to describe how everything tastes. "Why…
“Fight for your freedom like you fought for toilet paper”
"Fight for your freedom like you fought for toilet paper" (or "Fight 4 your freedom like you fought 4 toilet paper") is a saying that has been printed on many images. At the…
“The Met Gala is just Final Fantasy cosplay for rich people”
The Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute has held an annual fundraiser since 1948, called the Costume Institute Gala, but usually known as the “Met Gala” or “Met Ball.” Many…