“How does a southerner ask for money from a bank?”/“With drawl.”
"Withdrawal" shouldn't be confused with "with drawl," but there are jokes. "How do southerner's request money from their bank accounts? WITH DRAWL" was…
American Moron Association (American Medical Association or AMA nickname)
The American Medical Association (AMA) is a professional association of physicians and medical students. Some AMA critics have called it the "American Moron(s) Association."…
“Why is there so much controversy around gays in America, when our own country had four fathers?”
"Forefathers" shouldn't be confused with "four fathers," but there are jokes. "If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?" was posted on Twitter…
“American conservatives are pretty homophobic for people so proud of their four fathers”
"Forefathers" shouldn't be confused with "four fathers," but there are jokes. "If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?" was posted on Twitter…
American Morons Association (American Medical Association or AMA nickname)
The American Medical Association (AMA) is a professional association of physicians and medical students. Some AMA critics have called it the "American Moron(s) Association."…
“But first, cocktails”
"But first, cocktails" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "But first, coffee" is a similar popular saying. "But first, cocktail for an hour" was printed…
“If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?”
"Forefathers" shouldn't be confused with "four fathers," but there are jokes. "If gay marriage is wrong, then why did we have four fathers?" was posted on Twitter…
“What kind of bee hovers over a bowl of alphabet soup?”/“A spelling bee.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup!”/“I’m sure there is an A, C and all the other letters.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Are you allowed to eat alphabet soup at a spelling bee?”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my alphabet soup?”/“Seems like he’s sending an S.O.S.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
Dillicious (dill + delicious)
"Dill-icious" or "dillicious" (dill + delicious) is pun, often used to describe dill pickles. The term appears to have started in New York City delicatessens. "The…
“He who is without ovaries shall not make laws for those who do. Fallopians 5:12”
"He who is without ovaries shall not make laws for those who do. Fallopians 5:12" is a women's rights saying (in mock biblical verse) that has been printed on many images. The saying…
“Waiter, there’s a fly in my alphabet soup!”/“That’s no fly, that’s a spelling bee.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Irate Diner: Hey, waiter, there’s an F-L-Y in my alphabet soup!”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Waiter, what’s this fly doing in my alphabet soup?”/“Probably learning to read, sir.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Waiter, there’s a fly drowning in my alphabet soup.”/“Throw him an ‘O’ as a life preserver.”
Alphabet soup doesn't help with spelling bees, but there are jokes about pairing the two. There are "fly in my soup" and "bee/B in my soup" jokes about alphabet soup as…
“Potato kugel is just a giant latke”
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…
“Latkes are just deconstructed kugel”
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…
“Potato kugel is just latke cake”
Potato kugel and potato latkes are two items of Jewish cuisine that have been compared to each other. "Kugel is like one big potato latke, just baked" was posted on Twitter by Tara Austen…