“V8 is just cold tomato soup”
V8 Vegetable Juice has been described as cold soup. "choking down some V8 is kind of like drinking cold tomato soup" was posted on Twitter by basscomm on June 20, 2008. "V8 is like…
“Tuna is the pulled pork of the sea”
Tuna is often called the "chicken of the sea." To some people, however, canned tuna resembles the "pulled pork of the sea." "Tuna is like the pulled pork of fish" was…
“Pork rinds are basically savory cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“You need to get a vaccine that doesn’t work so the vaccine I got that doesn’t work will work”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in new vaccines, but the vaccines didn't work as vaccines normally do -- people could still get Covid and still transmit Covid. Vaccine mandates…
“Pulled pork implies the existence of pushed pork”
"Pulled pork" is an American barbecue dish, but there is no "pushed pork." "I am enjoying a pulled pork sandwich. I tried the pushed pork but it was too densely packed to…
“The best vaccine is the one you can get today”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to several vaccines, such as those by Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca. Maybe people asked about the "best" vaccine.…
“The best vaccine is the one you can get first”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to several vaccines, such as those by Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca. Maybe people asked about the "best" vaccine.…
“Kale is just hipster lettuce”
Kale became popular since the 1990s. "Kale is just hipster lettuce" is a common saying. "'Kale is hipster lettuce'- @spak with the quote of the night" was posted on…
“How much do s’mores weigh?”/“At least a couple grahams.”
"Grams" shouldn't be confused with "grahams," but there's a riddle: Q: How much do s'mores weigh?A: At least a couple grahams. The pun was posted on Reddit --…
“The best vaccine is the one you can get the soonest”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to several vaccines, such as those by Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca. Maybe people asked about the "best" vaccine.…
“They say the meaning of life can be found in a bottle of wine. I haven’t found that bottle yet…”
"They say the meaning of life can be found in a bottle of wine. I haven't found that bottle yet, but I'm enjoying the search" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Oatmeal raisin cookies are the catfish of cookies”
Oatmeal raisin cookies are often mistaken for chocolate chip cookies. For this reason, oatmeal raisin cookies are sometimes called the "catfish" of cookies. "Oatmeal raisin cookies…
“The best vaccine is the one you can get now”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic led to several vaccines, such as those by Moderna, Pfizer, Johnson & Johnson and AstraZeneca. Maybe people asked about the "best" vaccine.…
“Oatmeal raisin cookies are just catfish chocolate chip cookies”
Oatmeal raisin cookies are often mistaken for chocolate chip cookies. For this reason, oatmeal raisin cookies are sometimes called the "catfish" of cookies. "Oatmeal raisin cookies…
“Oatmeal raisin cookies are the original catfish”
Oatmeal raisin cookies are often mistaken for chocolate chip cookies. For this reason, oatmeal raisin cookies are sometimes called the "catfish" of cookies. "Oatmeal raisin cookies…
“Kale is just collard greens for white people”
Kale has been compared to collard greens. "A friend of mine once told me that kale is like collard greens for white people. Probably true" was posted on Twitter by DJ Dharma on May 1,…
“The protected need to be further protected from the unprotected by forcing the unprotected…”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some vaccines mandates, but some people questioned that if the vaccines worked, why do the vaccinated need further protection from the unvaccinated?…
“I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded”
"I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded" is a pun that was posted on the newsgroup alt.tasteless.jokes on February 23, 2001. Blankets are folded frequently. “I used to run…
“Croquettes are just nuggets that went to France”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…
“Croquettes are the French word for chicken nuggets”
Croquettes have been compared to nuggets. "@fabunarry croquettes are the french word for chicken nuggets. Yeah. Hahaha" was posted on Twitter by Breezy Clarke on October 11, 2012.…