“Quarantine is a safe word for martial law”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some quarantines. Many people compared the quarantines to martial law. "THEY DON'T HAVE TO SAY IT'S MARTIAL LAW IF THEY CALL IT A…
“I met my wife on Tinder. That was awkward”
Tinder is an American online dating website. "I met my wife on Tinder" could mean success -- the person's Tinder date resulted in a marriage. However, the line is used as a joke,…
“A software tester walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." There are several version involving a software tester. This is from the Ministy of Testing…
“A programmer walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A programmer version is: "A programmer walks into a bar holding up two fingers and…
“I told the waitress my steak was bad…” (joke)
A steak isn't like a dog, but this was posted on Facebook by Gerald Easley on September 5, 2021: "I told the waitress my steak was bad. She picked it up, slapped it, put it down and said:…
“You don’t know broke until you’ve rinsed off a paper plate”
"My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Paper plates are usually thrown away after use. "You don't know poor until…
“You don’t know poor until you’ve rinsed off a paper plate”
"My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Paper plates are usually thrown away after use. "You don't know poor until…
“My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate”
"My financial status: I just rinsed off a paper plate" is a joke that has been printed on many images. Paper plates are usually thrown away after use. "You don't know poor until…
Centers for Depopulation and Control (Centers for Disease Control and Prevention or CDC nickname)
The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) is, according to Wikipedia, the leading national public health institute of the United States. The CDC played an important role in the Covid-19…
American Murder Association (American Medical Association or AMA nickname)
The American Medical Association (AMA) is a professional association of physicians and medical students. Some AMA critics have called it the "American Murder Association" and…
“Instead of giving roads the names of leaders and celebrities. if we give the contractor’s name…”
A meme about road naming is: "One Simple Suggestion!Instead Of Giving Roads The Names Of Leaders And Celebrities, If We Give Names OfContractor Who Built It With His AddressAnd Number, I think…
American Murderers Association (American Medical Association or AMA nickname)
The American Medical Association (AMA) is a professional association of physicians and medical students. Some AMA critics have called it the "American Murder Association" and…
Fucking Dumb Asses (Food and Drug Administration or FDA nickname)
The Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is part of the Department of Health and Human Services and is responsible for food safety, drug safety and other issues. Some critics of the FDA have…
“By Newton’s Third Law of motion, for every pulled pork sandwich, there is a pushed pork sandwich”
"Pulled pork" is an American barbecue dish, but there is no "pushed pork." "I am enjoying a pulled pork sandwich. I tried the pushed pork but it was too densely packed to…
“Chicharrones are just meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Pork rinds are just meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Rousong (pork floss) is basically meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“Bad handwriting is actually a security feature”
Many people have bad handwriting, and only they can read it. "My bad handwriting is a security feature, not a bug" was posted on Twitter by J.G.Montoya.Hodl on July 14, 2019. "Having…
“Pulled pork is just meat cotton candy”
Rousong (or "yuk sung") is known as "pork floss," "meat floss" or "meat cotton candy." Pork rinds, chicharrones and pulled pork have also been called…
“V8 is essentially cold vegetable soup”
V8 Vegetable Juice has been described as cold soup. "choking down some V8 is kind of like drinking cold tomato soup" was posted on Twitter by basscomm on June 20, 2008. "V8 is like…