“Colt: The original point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“Glock: The original point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you’re a terrible parent” (joke)
"If you serve your kids frozen pizza or chicken nuggets for dinner, you're a terrible parent. I don't care how busy you are--find the time to microwave that shit" was posted on…
“What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?”/“The apple gets picked.”
An apple riddle is: Q: What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?A: The apple gets picked. The dark joke has been cited in print since at least October 2020.…
“Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson”
"If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Do guns cause murder? Do matches cause arson?" was printed in the The…
“I don’t drink alcohol on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation…”
"I don't drink alcohol on lunch breaks because the last thing I need is more motivation to tell everyone to fuck off" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Hotter than a meth pipe on payday” (very hot)
"Hotter than a meth pipe on payday" (very hot) has been printed on many images. "Today was hotter than a Polk county meth-pipe on payday" was posted on Twitter by Rev. Lu Cifer…
“Refried beans are the mashed potatoes of Mexican food”
Refried beans is a side dish at Mexican (or Tex-Mex) restaurants just as mashed potatoes is a side dish at many American restaurants. '"'Refried beans are like mashed potatoes for…
“Refried beans are like Mexican mashed potatoes”
Refried beans is a side dish at Mexican (or Tex-Mex) restaurants just as mashed potatoes is a side dish at many American restaurants. '"'Refried beans are like mashed potatoes for…
“Guns don’t make us unsafe. A government that bans them does”
"Guns don't make us unsafe. A government that bans them does" (shown on a sign) was posted on Twitter by Carol on October 21, 2019. The pro-gun saying probably originated with this…
“If you cut off my reproductive rights, can I cut off yours?”
"If you (can) cut off my reproductive choice/rights, can I cut off yours?" (said by a woman to a man, with the latter cut referring to castration) is a women's rights saying that has…
“If you cut off my reproductive choice, can I cut off yours?”
"If you (can) cut off my reproductive choice/rights, can I cut off yours?" (said by a woman to a man, with the latter cut referring to castration) is a women's rights saying that has…
“Mineral water is just spicy water”
Mineral water has been described as spicy water. "My son tried mineral water before and now refers to it as 'spicy water'" was posted on Twitter by Sondra Santos Drahos on…
“Sparkling water is just spicy water”
Sparkling water has been described as spicy water. "Spicy water is sparkling water" was posted on Twitter by Sarah Dunning Park on April 21, 2011. "Sparkling water is like spicy…
“Coffee is just goth tea”
"Coffee is just goth tea" -- coffee is usually black, like most of goth -- is a saying. "Coffee is just Goth tea" was posted on Twitter by The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 on July 12,…
“Sprite is just spicy water”
"Sprite is just spicy water” is how some people describe the colorless, lemon and lime-flavored soft drink. "sprite is like spicy water" was posted on Twitter by M α r i т z α…
“Black coffee is goth coffee”
Goths wear black and coffee is often black. Coffee is sometimes described as a goth drink. "@PietSous no goth coffee is hot black and bitter, like the goth guys I date" was posted on…
“Coffee is just goth water”
Goths wear black and coffee is often black. Coffee is sometimes described as a goth drink. "@PietSous no goth coffee is hot black and bitter, like the goth guys I date" was posted on…
“Adult on board. I want to live too!” (vehicle sign)
"Adults on board. We want to live too!" (or "Adult on board. I want to live too!") is a vehicle sign that has been