“If anyone is shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets”
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I'm a size window seat in plane tickets" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If anyone…
“If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I’m a size window seat in plane tickets”
"If anyone is Christmas shopping for me, I'm a size window seat in plane tickets" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is uncertain. "If anyone…
“If you’re gonna burst through the door unannounced, waving a German sausage, knockwurst!”
Knockwurst has nothing to do with knocking on a door, but there are jokes. "If you're gonna burst through the door unannounced, waving a German sausage, knockwurst!" (meaning…
“The lowest ranked door-to-door salesperson is awarded a knockwurst”
Knockwurst has nothing to do with knocking on a door, but there are jokes. "If you're gonna burst through the door unannounced, waving a German sausage, knockwurst!" (meaning…
“I’m outdoorsy. I like having coffee on the patio”
"I'm outdoorsy, in that I sometimes drink my coffee on the patio..." was posted on Twitter by The Queen of Coffee on February 13, 2013. "I'm outdoorsy...I drink my coffee…
“What is Uncle Sam’s favorite snack?”/“Fire crackers.”
A popular July 4th (Independence Day) riddle is: Q: What is Uncle Sam's favorite snack?A: Fire crackers. July 4th firecrackers are not edible crackers, of course. The riddle has been cited in…
“I’m outdoorsy. I drink wine on my patio”
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on my/the patio" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like to drink wine on my patio" was…
“I’m outdoorsy. I drink my wine on the patio”
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on my/the patio" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy in that I like to drink wine on my patio" was…
“I’m outdoorsy. I drink my wine on the porch”
"I'm outdoorsy. I drink (my) wine on the porch" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm outdoorsy, as in, I like to sit on my porch and drink wine…
“Working from 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working nine to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working nine to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working from nine to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working from 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“Working 9 to wine”
"Working (from) nine to wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. Many people work from nine o'clock in the morning to five o'clock in the afternoon; 9 to 5…
“The problem with being single is it’s always my turn to do the dishes!”
"The problem/trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes the worst part about…
“The trouble with living alone is that it’s always my turn to do the dishes”
"The problem/trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes the worst part about…
“The guy who robbed a health spa jumped on a scale and got a weigh”
"Got away" shouldn't be confused with "got a weigh," but there are jokes. "Bill jumped on a scale and got a weigh" was printed in the Los Angeles (CA) Daily Times…
“I love food more than I love people”
"I love food more than I love people" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "I love food more than I like people. It's not even close" was posted on…