“Wake up. Drink coffee. Kick ass. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Life is like a doughnut. You’re either in the dough or in the hole”
"Life is like a doughnut. You're either in the dough or in the hole" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In the dough" means in the money, and "in the…
“Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can’t fix”
"Monday: Nothing a glass of wine can't fix" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Monday ....nothing a glass of wine can't fix !" was posted on Twitter by…
“It’s a hybrid. It burns gas and oil” (bumper sticker)
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and oil" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "I drive a hybrid. It burns gas and oil" was printed in the Atlanta…
“It’s Monday, wine a little”
"It's Monday, wine a little" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sad it's almost Monday? Wine a little, you'll feel better!" was posted on Twitter…
“It’s a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber” (bumper sticker)
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber" (or "My truck is a hybrid. It burns diesel and rubber") is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "My car is…
“I drive a hybrid so I have more money for ammo” (bumper sticker)
"I drive a hybrid so I have more money for ammo" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several bumper stickers. "I saw a prius w/ NH plates with bumpersticker: 'I drive a…
“My truck is a hybrid. It burns diesel and rubber” (bumper sticker)
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber" (or "My truck is a hybrid. It burns diesel and rubber") is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "My car is…
“I’m already against the next war”
"I'm already against the next war" is an anti-war saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been on bumper stickers since at least 2006. "Bumpersnicker…
“My car is a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber” (bumper sticker)
"It's a hybrid. It burns gas and rubber" (or "My truck is a hybrid. It burns diesel and rubber") is a saying that has been printed on many bumper stickers. "My car is…
“Denial. Anger. Bargaining. Depression. Acceptance. The five stages of realizing you’re out of wine”
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance have been called the "five stages of grief." "The five stages of Monday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine" is a…
“Not sure if it’s the end of the world or just Monday”
"Not sure if it's the end of the world or just Monday" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. Many people hate Mondays, the traditional start of the work week.…
“Dear Weatherman, When I said I’d like to see 105 again, I meant my weight”
"Dear Weatherman, When I said I wanted to see 105 again/someday, I meant my weight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images "Dear Weatherman: When I said I'd…
“I gotta get my life together. This damn heat made me realize I can’t go to hell”
"I gotta get my life together. This damn heat made me realize I can’t go to hell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It's hot af fam. This weather made…
“Ticketmaster be like: Concert ticket: $40 Venue fee: $21.32 Access fee: $18.32…”
Ticketmaster is known for its many fees added to the basic ticket price. A joke was posted on Twitter by Michael Harriot on December 1, 2021, and the tweet went viral (over 240,000 likes):…
“Cut war, not welfare”
"Cut war, not welfare" is a protest saying that has been printed on many images. The slogan has been used at many protest marches. "Cut war, not welfare" was first used on a…
“A new restaurant in my neighborhood offers a tasting menu, but it just tasted like paper to me”
When a restaurant says to try the new tasting menu, it's implied to try the food on the menu, not the actual menu. The actual menu tastes like paper. "Or come into @PattyBolands early to…
“How do fishermen get jobs?”/“Networking.”
A fishermen riddle is: Q: How do fishermen get jobs?A: Networking. The pun is that a fisherman's "networking" also involves working with nets. The joke was posted on Reddit --…
“The five stages of Monday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine”
Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and acceptance have been called the "five stages of grief." "The five stages of Monday; Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Wine" is a…
“Entrail Mix: for cannibals who love the outdoor lifestyle”
"Trail mix" shouldn't be confused with "entrail mix," but there are jokes. "What's the Devil Fish's favorite mid-afternoon snack? ENTRAIL MIX!" was…