“I hate when people use GM in place of good morning. General Motors to you, too”
"GM" can mean "Good Morning," but it can also mean "General Motors." "General Motors to you too! ;)" was posted on Twitter by Vimoh ⚡ on December 1, 2008.…
“Reese’s are chocolate ravioli with peanut butter filling”
Reese's Peanut Butter Cups have been described as chocolate ravioli. "Reese's cups are chocolate raviolis" was posted on Twitter by "50 shades of cai" on March 27,…
“Landlords imply the existence of sealords and airlords”
There are landlords, but what about airlords (or skylords) and sealords? "Airlord, Sealord even Landlord" was posted on Twitter by MR NIGERIA on March 28, 2011. "The existence of…
“One day many will hang their heads in shame when they realize the evil they defended…”
"One day many will hang their heads in shame when they realize the evil they defended and the heroes they ridiculed" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is…
“Landlords imply the existence of sealords and skylords”
There are landlords, but what about airlords (or skylords) and sealords? "Airlord, Sealord even Landlord" was posted on Twitter by MR NIGERIA on March 28, 2011. "The existence of…
“Huckleberries imply the existence of sawyerberries”
A huckleberry is a plant in the family Ericaceae. Adverntures of Huckleberry Finn (1885) and The Adventures of Tom Sawyer (1876) are novels by Mark Twain (1835-1910). There is no…
“To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea”
"To stay out of hot water when brewing a pun, it is best to use subtle tea" was posted on Facebook by David Basinow on February 25, 2022, and on Twitter by mariana Z on February 26, 2022.…
“I hate when people text me GM. General Motors to you, too”
"GM" can mean "Good Morning," but it can also mean "General Motors." "General Motors to you too! ;)" was posted on Twitter by Vimoh ⚡ on December 1, 2008.…
“We only have two parties now—patriots and traitors”
"There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There can be but two parties -- patriots and traitors" (datelined from…
“There are but two parties now, traitors and patriots”
"There are but two parties now: traitors and patriots" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There can be but two parties -- patriots and traitors" (datelined from…
“I wish Family Dollar sold gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
“I wish Dollar General sold gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
“I wish Dollar Tree sold gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
“I wish the dollar store would sell gas”
Dollar stores (such as Dollar General, Dollar Tree and Family Dollar) became popular by selling all (or most) items for just one dollar. Many people wish that these dollar stores would sell…
“What would two termites order at a restaurant?”/“Table for 2.”
"two termites came to the restaurant, the waiter asks them: -what are you going to order? -Table for two, please!" was posted on Twitter by Gennady Simanovsky on November 30, 2018.…
“Entrepreneurs are willing to work 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 hours a week”
"Entrepreneurship is working 80 hours a week for yourself to avoid working 40 hours for someone else" is a saying (in various forms) that has been printed on many images. “It’s easier…
“Entrepreneurship is working 80 hours a week to avoid working 40 hours for someone else”
"Entrepreneurship is working 80 hours a week for yourself to avoid working 40 hours for someone else" is a saying (in various forms) that has been printed on many images. “It’s easier…
“What does a termite order at the restaurant?”/“A table for two!”
"two termites came to the restaurant, the waiter asks them: -what are you going to order? -Table for two, please!" was posted on Twitter by Gennady Simanovsky on November 30, 2018.…
“Paid the rent. Now I got a place to starve to death”
"I paid the rent... Now I've got a place to starve to death" (or "Paid my rent, now I have a place to starve") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Why do radio stations stop the music just to say they play non-stop music?”
Many radio stations tell listeners about uninterrupted music, but interrupt the music to do so. "Yeah - don't you love the way radio stations keep interrupting the music to tell you how…