Good As You (“gay” backronym)
"Good As You" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "gay." Some people like it and some do not. "Good As You?" (a program on "Brass Tacks" on BBC2) was…
“Jailed musicians anxiously await their next release”
"The musician in jail was anxiously awaiting his next release. (Pun of the Day)" was posted on the newsgroup alt.humor.puns on December 14, 2004. The joke originated on the website…
“Potato chip truck accident on the highway, expect de-Lays”
"MAJOR ACCIDENT ON I-35 A TRUCK HAULING SALTY SNACK HAS SPILLED ITS CARGO – EXPECT DE-LAYS®" was posted on Twitter by Oscar on April 23, 2014. "Potato chip truck accident on the…
“We’re not conspiracy theorists. We’re the fucking resistance”
"We’re not conspiracy theorists. We’re the fucking resistance" was posted on Twitter by Ryan M on July 10, 2021. "WE'RE NOT CONSPIRACY THEORISTS. WE'RE THE FUCKING…
“New restaurant opening in town called The Manhattan Project. It’s a fusion restaurant”
Fusion cuisine has nothing to do with nuclear fusion, but there are jokes. "My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy…
“When I’m behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so the people behind me can see…”
No one likes to be falsely accused of slowing up traffic. This was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on January 13, 2022: "When I'm behind a slow car I steer my car a little to the right so…
“I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me”
"I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This makes autocorrect mostly useless. "all the timeeee!…
“Went to a restaurant called the Manhattan Project. It was not an Asian fusion restaurant. 1 Star”
Fusion cuisine has nothing to do with nuclear fusion, but there are jokes. "My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy…
“What is worth less than fifty-five cents?”/“The same fifty-five cents tomorrow.”
Inflation eats away at savings. "What's worth less than a penny? The same penny tomorrow" was posted on Twitter by Pike💽🗿 on May 24, 2021. "WHAT IS WORTH LESS THAN FIFTY…
“I correct auto correct more than auto correct corrects me”
"I correct autocorrect more than autocorrect corrects me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This makes autocorrect mostly useless. "all the timeeee!…
“I don’t want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off…” (joke)
"I don’t want to be a millionaire. I just want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping my gas" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Pretty sure the heat index today is somewhere between boob sweat and Satan’s anus”
"Pretty sure the heat index today is somewhere between boob sweat and Satan's anus" is a jocular heat saying that has been printed on Someecards. "Pretty sure the heat index is…
“I don’t know the secret to happiness, but I’ve never felt sad drinking coffee”
"I don't know the secret to happiness, but I've never felt sad drinking coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“A gun is like a beer cooler: It should be fully loaded before use and completely empty after”
"A gun is like a beer cooler: It should be fully loaded before use and completely empty after" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A #gun is like a #beer cooler ... it…
“Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car” (bumper sticker)
"Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "'Buckle Up: It Makes It Harder For Aliens…
“Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Wake up. Drink coffee. Hug dog. Repeat”
"Wake up. Drink coffee. Hug dog. Repeat" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake up, kiss dog, drink coffee, repeat" was posted on Twitter by Kelsey…
“Wake up. Work out. Kick ass. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Wake up. Workout. Be kind. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Wake up. Kick ass. Be kind. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…