“Chiropractors are technically crack dealers”
A joke has it that chiropractors are “crack” addicts/dealers.
“Chiropractors are like crack dealers. Feels good til it wears off and I’m making another appointment…” was posted on Twitter by Lewanna Rathbun on September 14, 2007. “Chiropractors are crack dealers” was posted on Twitter by Aaron Maslow on May 26, 2015. “A chiropractor is technically a ‘crack dealer’” was posted on Reddit—Shower_thoughts on December 21, 2017. “Technically, Chiropractors are crack dealers” was posted on Twitter by Shower Thoughts on July 31, 2018.
“Chiropractors are crack addicts” was posted on Twitter by Suupermahn on June 23, 2013. “Chiropractors are just successful crack addicts” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on February 2, 2019. “Chiropractors are literally crack addicts….” was posted on Twitter by FriendlyNeighborhoodDork on June 20, 2020. “chiropractors are technically crack addicts” was posted on Twitter by bitch tornado on August 16, 2021.
Wikipedia: Chiropractic treatment techniques
Chiropractors use their version of spinal manipulation (known as chiropractic adjustment) as their primary treatment method, with non-chiropractic use of spinal manipulation gaining more study and attention in mainstream medicine in the 1980s.
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Lewanna Rathbun
@Divamatrix
Chiropractors are like crack dealers. Feels good til it wears off and I’m making another appointment…
12:16 PM · Sep 14, 2007·Twitter Web Client
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Ridley
@RitleySammich
Chiropractors are white collar crack dealers.
5:52 PM · Sep 3, 2011·TweetDeck
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BronzedGoddess CFA MBA HBIC
@ABronzedGoddess
Replying to @LeonaThotsky
@meglanker Chiropractors are the crack dealers of medicine. Only goal is to get you hooked on adjustments
3:32 PM · Jan 28, 2013·Twitter for Android
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Suupermahn
@SuuperMahn
Chiropractors are crack addicts.
1:12 AM · Jun 23, 2013·Twitter Web Client
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Aaron Maslow
@wolsamnoraa
Chiropractors are crack dealers.
10:00 PM · May 26, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Casey Child
@casey_child
Chiropractors are crack addicts.
Get it
1:34 AM · Jan 23, 2016 from Bowling Green, KY·Twitter for iPhone
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Erica Alberton
@ericawhom
Guys, I just realized chiropractors are *crack* dealers!!!
@AnneWheaton #sopunny
2:14 PM · May 31, 2017·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Shower_thoughts
Posted by u/nokiatesla December 21, 2017
A chiropractor is technically a “crack dealer”
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Shower Thoughts
@TheWeirdWorld
Technically, Chiropractors are crack dealers.
12:32 PM · Jul 31, 2018·Buffer
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Excuse the Pun
@ExcuseThePun
Technically a chiropractor is a crack dealer
4:10 PM · Aug 12, 2018·Buffer
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/BeefMedallion November 4, 2018
Chiropractors are essentially crack dealers…
For your spine…
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Jodadda February 2, 2019
Chiropractors are just successful crack addicts
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Brooke Townsend
@BrookeTownsend2
Today one of my coworkers said a chiropractor is basically just a “crack” dealer and I’m a little upset about how hard I laughed at that
12:49 PM · Mar 6, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Doc🐕
@DocAtCDI
A medical thought
For me just clicked
A chiropractor
Is a crack addict
6:58 AM · Feb 24, 2020·Twitter Web App
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FriendlyNeighborhoodDork
@coffee_addict37
Chiropractors are literally crack addicts….
7:46 PM · Jun 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Bryant
@BryantMcCraw
Did you know all chiropractors are crack addicts?
4:09 PM · Jan 14, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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bitch tornado
@vinc_bass
chiropractors are technically crack addicts
11:52 AM · Aug 16, 2021·Twitter for Android
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pudge
@zachypines
a chiropractor is really just a crack dealer
12:06 PM · Oct 21, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/Bronacc October 24, 2021
Chiropractors are kind of like drug peddlers
They’re both your neighborhood crack dealers
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Bronacc October 24, 2021
Chiropractors are their own form of crack dealers
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Kor8juboq🌺🏴☠️🌺
@FaizRoseli
chiropractors are crack addicts
8:22 AM · Nov 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
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murphey
@caseopeah
a chiropractor is just a crack dealer
1:46 AM · Dec 13, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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danny kean
@dannykeanmusic
When ya Think about it; a chiropractor is essentially a Crack Dealer.
#DadJokes #BadPuns #SeeWhatIDidThere #MondayMorning
6:30 AM · Jun 20, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—3amjokes
Posted by u/DoodDoes August 27, 2022
Workaholic chiropractors are crack addicts