“A charcuterie board is just a deconstructed pepperoni pizza”
A pepperoni pizza has been compared to charcuterie. A pepperoni pizza Lunchable has also been compared to charcuterie.
“A pepperoni pizza luncheable is just a portable charcuterie board wake the fuck up” was posted on Twitter by DJ J.D. on December 26, 2017. “I’m a SUPER BIG FAN of charcuterie. lol which explains my love of Lunchables. BUT when you look at it, meat, cheese, a bread/cracker = charcuterie. that’s what pepperoni pizza is. Often a jelly or something goes w/ the charcuterie setup (ask hickory farms)...s0o0oo…. lol” was posted on Twitter by “9/9 @ 𝕯𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖞’𝖘 𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓 🎶🦆” on March 14, 2018. “today teresa called a pepperoni pizza lunchable a ‘mini charcuterie board’ and i have never felt more poor💔💔” was posted on Twitter by “no appendix girl” on January 13, 2021.
“Pepperoni Pizza is the working man’s charcuterie board. #ChangeMyMind” was posted on Twitter by Francine on April 3, 2018. “A slice of pepperoni pizza is really just a more compact charcuterie board. And now everything makes sense” was posted on Twitter by Queen Kacina on May 8, 2019. “Pepperoni pizza is a charcuterie board” was posted on iFunny on June 3, 2019. “A charcuterie board is just a deconstructed pepperoni pizza” was posted on Twitter by Guy on August 3, 2020. “Pepperoni pizza is technically charcuterie” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on September 6, 2022.
“Cold pepperoni pizza is just shabby-chic charcuterie” was posted on Twitter by Jasper ‘Lope on December 22, 2019. “pepperoni pizza is just a baked charcuterie board” was posted on Twitter by Devin on August 25, 2020. “A pepperoni pizza is just a cooked charcuterie board” was posted on Twitter by dumb umbrella on December 18, 2020. “I maintain that cold pepperoni pizza is a charcuterie” was posted on Twitter by Jasper ‘Lope on October 23, 2021. “pepperoni pizza is kind of like a hot charcuterie board” was posted on Twitter by g☽ on April 14, 2022.
Wikipedia: Charcuterie
Charcuterie (/ʃɑːrˈkuːtəri/ (listen) shar-KOO-tər-ee, also US: /ʃɑːrˌkuːtəˈriː/ -EE; French: [ʃaʁkyt(ə)ʁi]; from chair, ‘flesh’, and cuit, ‘cooked’ ) is a French term for a branch of cooking devoted to prepared meat products, such as bacon, ham, sausage, terrines, galantines, ballotines, pâtés, and confit, primarily from pork.
Wikipedia: Lunchables
Lunchables is a brand of food and snacks manufactured by Kraft Heinz in Chicago, Illinois and marketed under the Oscar Mayer brand. They were initially introduced in Seattle in 1988 before being released nationally in 1989.
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Lunchables offers 30 different kinds of meal variety combinations, which include crackers, pizzas, chicken nuggets, small hot dogs, small burgers, nachos, subs, and wraps. A typical package, such as the crackers meal combination, contains an equal number of crackers and small slices of meat and cheese.
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DJ J.D.
@OneTwoStepDad
A pepperoni pizza luncheable is just a portable charcuterie board wake the fuck up
1:28 PM · Dec 26, 2017·Twitter for iPhone
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9/9 @ 𝕯𝖚𝖈𝖐𝖞’𝖘 𝕯𝖚𝖓𝖌𝖊𝖔𝖓 🎶🦆
@duckydynamo
Replying to @The_Prize
I’m a SUPER BIG FAN of charcuterie. lol which explains my love of Lunchables. BUT when you look at it, meat, cheese, a bread/cracker = charcuterie. that’s what pepperoni pizza is. Often a jelly or something goes w/ the charcuterie setup (ask hickory farms)...s0o0oo…. lol
1:05 PM · Mar 14, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Francine
@francine18pr
.Pepperoni Pizza is the working man’s charcuterie board. #ChangeMyMind
4:45 PM · Apr 3, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Queen Kacina
@kacieyoulater
A slice of pepperoni pizza is really just a more compact charcuterie board. And now everything makes sense
12:42 PM · May 8, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
iFunny
BertLife_2016
3 jun 2019
Pepperoni pizza is a charcuterie board
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carter hambley
@carterhambley
pepperoni pizza is actually charcuterie
12:12 AM · Sep 17, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Jasper ‘Lope - Enough is Enough
@Jasperlope
Cold pepperoni pizza is just shabby-chic charcuterie
2:03 AM · Dec 22, 2019·Twitter Web App
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the sketchy friend
@DanniHFL
pepperoni pizza is kind of charcuterie if you really think about
3:47 PM · Dec 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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AuntGwennie
@auntgwenz
Thin crust pepperoni pizza is just a more convenient charcuterie board send tweet
8:19 PM · Feb 13, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Pygmillionaire
@pygmillionaire
Is pepperoni pizza it’s own charcuterie board?
1:34 PM · Jul 20, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Guy
@dougvianet
Replying to @dennismhogan
A charcuterie board is just a deconstructed pepperoni pizza
4:06 PM · Aug 3, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Devin
@thefenny1234
pepperoni pizza is just a baked charcuterie board
5:42 PM · Aug 25, 2020·Twitter Web App
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George Costanza
@hoodie_nutts
Anyone wanna explain to me how a pepperoni pizza isn’t just a big charcuterie board?
9:04 PM · Nov 6, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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dumb umbrella
@deniseinspace
A pepperoni pizza is just a cooked charcuterie board
8:56 PM · Dec 18, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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no appendix girl
@kristenlamb_
today teresa called a pepperoni pizza lunchable a “mini charcuterie board” and i have never felt more poor💔💔
11:05 PM · Jan 13, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Mimi F.
@mimifraughten
If we really let ourselves go there .. a pepperoni pizza is just one big charcuterie board
8:41 PM · Jan 15, 2021·Twitter Web App
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sediment
@so_i_am_george
Is pepperoni pizza a charcuterie board?
7:06 PM · Jan 22, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Kendra Lynn
@mmmKeedar
You ever think about how pepperoni pizza is essentially an edible charcuterie board?
4:03 PM · Feb 2, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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joy
@thejoyoftwitta
when you really think about it, pepperoni pizza = charcuterie board
12:56 AM · Oct 23, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Jasper ‘Lope - Enough is Enough
@Jasperlope
Replying to @diannaeanderson
I maintain that cold pepperoni pizza is a charcuterie
5:30 PM · Oct 23, 2021·Twitter Web App
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John Holland
@hohnjolland
Is pepperoni pizza on a wooden board considered charcuterie?
1:54 AM · Dec 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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g☽
@soundsofthegoob
pepperoni pizza is kind of like a hot charcuterie board
1:15 PM · Apr 14, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/TheAcidRomance September 6, 2022
Pepperoni pizza is technically charcuterie.