“I wake up with a good attitude every morning. Then idiots happen”
"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wake up with a good attitude everyday, but then idiots…
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"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wake up with a good attitude everyday, but then idiots…
"I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I wake up with a good attitude everyday, but then idiots…
"Drink water & mind your business" (also "Good morning. Don't forget to drink water and mind your own business," among other variations) is a saying that has been…
"I'm sorry for the things I said when it was winter" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least April 2014 and is of…
"Sorry for anything I said when it was 109° outside" -- very hot -- is a jocular summer saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by mark on July…
Bacon sizzles when frying in a pan. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by areal 😼 on February 24, 2022: "haven’t had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 😔😔"…
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
Sunday has two dubious advantages over the other days of the week. "Sunday is a special day because you get to regret the weekend AND dread the week" was posted on X/Twitter by trash…
"I pay too many bills to be paying attention to shit that don’t pay my bills 😩" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝒦𝒜ℒℐ𝒯𝒜 . on July 17, 2021. Many people only have time for…
"I pay too many bills to be paying attention to shit that don’t pay my bills 😩" was posted on X/Twitter by 𝒦𝒜ℒℐ𝒯𝒜 . on July 17, 2021. Many people only have time for…
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
"Mayonnaise" can sound a bit like "my own eyes." "'I saw it with mayonnaise' '..What?' 'With my own eyes' #fakeaccentproblems" was posted…
"Mayonnaise" can sound a bit like "my own eyes." "'I saw it with mayonnaise' '..What?' 'With my own eyes' #fakeaccentproblems" was posted…
People often say "I'll figure it out" when they see something new. This was posted on X/Twitter by Mike Primavera on July 12, 2023: "When I say 'I'll figure it…
"Skilled labor isn't cheap. Cheap labor isn't skilled" is a work saying (pro-labor union) that has been printed on many images. "Because skilled labor isn't cheap…
"Skilled labor isn't cheap. Cheap labor isn't skilled" is a work saying (pro-labor union) that has been printed on many images. "Because skilled labor isn't cheap…
The paper towels by a gas pump are for cleaning (such as cleaning a windshield, or wiping oil from a dipstick). However, a popular comment (printed on many images) has it that the paper towels are…
"I'd enjoy summer a lot more if someone came by hourly and misted me like produce" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on X/Twitter by…