“Haven’t had sex in so long, I’m frying bacon just to get spat on”

Bacon sizzles when frying in a pan. A joke was posted on X/Twitter by areal 😼 on February 24, 2022:
     
“haven’t had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 😔😔”
   
   
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areal 😼
@bbyjemm
haven’t had sex in so long im frying bacon just to get spat on 😔😔
9:13 PM · Feb 24, 2022
 
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its me miss shelly g
@shebells80
Haven’t had sex in so long I’m frying bacon just to get spat on
6:11 PM · Feb 26, 2022
 
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Nathan Bracken
@NathanBracken95
@KremlinRussia_E Haven’t had sex in so long I’m frying bacon just to get spat on
3:39 AM · Feb 27, 2022
 
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Kadin Evans
@KadinEvans1
Haven’t had sex in so long I’m frying bacon just to get spat on
7:40 AM · Feb 28, 2022
 
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Jordan Jones
@jordiejones99
I haven’t sex In so long, im frying bacon just to get spat on
4:19 PM · Mar 2, 2022
     
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Mx. Kayde Austinn
@kcaustinn
haven’t had sex in so long, I’m considering frying bacon just to get spat on
2:45 AM · Nov 18, 2022
 
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Michael Lee Lewis
@MichaelLeeLewi4
Haven’t had sex in so long I’m frying bacon just to get spat on
3:23 AM · May 15, 2023
 
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James Houghton
@jameshoughton00
Haven’t had sex in so long I’m frying bacon just to get spat on
2:27 PM · Jun 28, 2023
 
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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Haven’t had sex in so long, I’m frying bacon just to get spat on.
6:42 PM · Jul 31, 2023