“Roundabouts are the communism of road structures”
Many people do not like roundabouts, even comparing them to communism. "Roundabouts are like Communism and the metric system, they work on paper and in europe but put 'em in America and…
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“Halloween is right around the corner. You can tell because all the stores are decked out for Christmas”
Stores often display December's Christmas items even before Halloween -- in October. American comedian, writer, producer, political commentator, actor, and television host Stephen Colbert…
“In honor of the fall equinox, I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness”
"In honor of the fall equinox I will also be cold, distant & filled with darkness" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Doth on Septembe 23, 2019, and this received over 7,300…
“Low battery. Need more coffee”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need beer”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need wine”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need caffeine”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“Low battery. Need coffee”
"Low battery. Need coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images "Low battery / need coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Cris Manuchakian on September 22, 2009.…
“I went to a German restaurant and ordered an omelette. I just got a plate with two dots on it!”
"Omelette" shouldn't be confused with "umlaut," but there are jokes. "German restaurant joke.... I went to a German restaurant and ordered an omelette....I just got a…
“Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
“Men in denim built this land. Men in suits destroyed it”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
“This country was built by men in denim and will be destroyed by men in suits”
"Men in denim built our country. Men in suits have destroyed it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw Proletariat Poster: Men in Denim built the world. Men in Suits…
“God gave us 2 hands so we can pet 2 dogs at once”
"God gave us two hands so we can pet two dogs at once" is a saying that has been printed on many images. An older "two hands" saying, "God has given us two hands, one to…
“Sorry, my pet expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“Sorry, my cat expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“Turning to the person next to me and saying ‘thanks for nothing’ as I get off the train”
Many people have their own ideas about train etiquette. This was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Carney on Septembe 19, 2024, and received over 73,000 likes: "Turning to the person next to me and…
“I’m sorry but the scholastic book fair did not inspire a love of reading it created my love of shopping”
Schools often sponsor a scholastic book fair. This comment was posted on X/Twitter by Adam on September 15, 2024, and it received over 313,000 likes: "i’m sorry but the scholastic book fair…
“When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted?”
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. This comment was posted on Mastodon by Roxi Horror 💀🌸 on December 5, 2022 (and was origiinally posted on X/Twitter on…
“Sorry, my dog expects me home by a certain time”
"Sorry, my cat/dog/pet expects me home by a certain time" is an excuse that has been printed on many images. The pet owner must be home and cannot be anywhere else. "Sorry, my dog…
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of ‘What the hell now?’”
“We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of WTF-ery” and "We made it to Friday! Raise your cup to surviving another week of 'What the hell now?'" are…