“I am the tequila, not the lime”
"Don’t be a chaser, be the one who gets chased. You are the tequila, not the lime" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You are the tequila, not the lime,"…
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“You are the tequila, not the lime”
"Don’t be a chaser, be the one who gets chased. You are the tequila, not the lime" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You are the tequila, not the lime,"…
Crun (croissant + cinnamon bun)
"Crun" (croissant + cinnamon bun) is a bakery creation and portmanteau word, similar to "cronut" (croissant + donut). The website of 101.5 WPDH (Poughkeepsie, NY) announced on…
“Don’t be a chaser, be the one who gets chased. You are the tequila, not the lime”
"Don’t be a chaser, be the one who gets chased. You are the tequila, not the lime" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You are the tequila, not the lime,"…
“Shoutout to ATM fees for making me buy my own money”
Many people hate a bank’s ATM fee. "Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Thank you, ATM fees, for allowing me to…
“Thank you, ATM fees, for allowing me to buy my own money”
Many people hate a bank’s ATM fee. "Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Thank you, ATM fees, for allowing me to…
“Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold…”
"Anyone else boil the kettle twice? Just in case the boiling water has gone cold in the 10 seconds you haven’t been there" is a saying that has been printed on many images.Many people…
“Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money”
Many people hate a bank’s ATM fee. "Shout out to ATM fees for making me buy my own money" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Thank you, ATM fees, for allowing me to…
20-20-20 Rule (for eyes)
The "20-20-20 rule" for relieving eye strain (often caused by extended computer use) is that after 20 minutes, take a 20-second break and look at objects at least 20 feet away. The…
“Remember when everyone knew pro wrestling was fake and they finally admitted it…”
"Remember when everyone knew pro wrestling was fake and they finally admitted it and the fans didn't care and continued to watch it anyway? We're almost there with politics and the…
“Believe in yourself, especially when no one else will.—Sasquatch”
"Believe in yourself, especially/even when no one else does/will. -- Bigfoot/Sasquatch" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Most people do not believe…
“Believe in yourself, even when no one else does.—Sasquatch”
"Believe in yourself, especially/even when no one else does/will. -- Bigfoot/Sasquatch" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Most people do not believe…
“Believe in yourself, even when no one else will.—Sasquatch”
"Believe in yourself, especially/even when no one else does/will. -- Bigfoot/Sasquatch" is a jocular motivational saying that has been printed on many images. Most people do not believe…
“United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and its 50 bitches”
Some people believe that the Federal Reserve bank owns the United States, and that the fifty states are its "bitches." "United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and…
“Remember, Mother’s Day is for moms, not men in dresses—Your day is April 1st”
Many people believe that Mother's Day is for biological women/mothers, and not for trans women. "Remember, Mother's Day is for moms, not men in dresses -- Your day is April 1st"…
“Forensics is ten” (jocular definition)
"Forensics" sounds like "four and six," and there are jokes. "Forensics: FORENSICS is ten. (Gary Hallock)" is a jocular definition that was posted on the newsgroup…
“Giving a fuck doesn’t go with my outfit”
"Giving a fuck doesn't go with my outfit" (or "Giving a fuck doesn't really go with my outsift today") is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has…
“Don’t cry at home. Cry at work so they have to pay you for it”
Many people have jobs that keep them depressed. "Don't cry at home. Cry at work so they have to pay you for it" is a saying. "Don't cry at home - cry at work, on company…
“People who drive without music are psychopaths”
"People who drive without music are actually psychopaths" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some people cannot image how others can drive a vehicle without listening to…
“People who drive without music are actually psychopaths”
"People who drive without music are actually psychopaths" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Some people cannot image how others can drive a vehicle without listening to…