“If you breakdance, you boughtdance”
“If you break it, you bought it” is sometimes called the Pottery Barn rule. This usually doesn't apply to breakdancing, but there are jokes. "I don't care if you are a cop, in my…
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“If you breakdance you buy dance”
“If you break it, you bought it” is sometimes called the Pottery Barn rule. This usually doesn't apply to breakdancing, but there are jokes. "I don't care if you are a cop, in my…
“A day may come when I get enough sleep and don’t need coffee. But it is not this day”
"A day may come when I get enough sleep and don't need coffee. But it is not this day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "A day may come when I get enough…
“You can’t spell ‘pharma” without the word ‘harm’”
"You can't spell 'pharma'/'pharmacy'/'pharmaceuticals' without (the word) 'harm'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "you…
“You can’t spell ‘pharmacy’ without ‘harm’”
"You can't spell 'pharma'/'pharmacy'/'pharmaceuticals' without (the word) 'harm'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "you…
“You can’t spell ‘healthcare’ without THC”
"You can't spell 'healthcare' without THC" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "You can't spell healthcare without THC" was posted on Twitter…
“You can’t spell ‘pharma’ without ‘harm’”
"You can't spell 'pharma'/'pharmacy'/'pharmaceuticals' without (the word) 'harm'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "you…
“You can’t spell ‘pharmaceutical’ without ‘harm’”
"You can't spell 'pharma'/'pharmacy'/'pharmaceuticals' without (the word) 'harm'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "you…
“Fudgitive—One who eats sweets secretly, without sharing”
"Fudgitive" (fudge + fugitive) is a portmanteau that has been used in some jokes. "The Fudgitive #oneletteroffmovies" was posted on Twitter by Terry Bull on October 24, 2009.…
“The guy who stole all the chocolate is now a fudgitive”
"Fudgitive" (fudge + fugitive) is a portmanteau that has been used in some jokes. "The Fudgitive #oneletteroffmovies" was posted on Twitter by Terry Bull on October 24, 2009.…
“Technically, it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there”
"Technically, it’s not drinking alone if the bartender is there" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not 'drinking alone' if you chat…
“Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws?”
"Remember that time when police stood with the people against tyrannical laws and corrupt politicians? Neither do I. Never forget who the real enemy is" is an anti-police saying that has…
“It’s not a recession unless it’s from the Recession region of France…” (joke)
"Champagne" is sometimes used as a generic term for sparkling wine, but legally, it must come from the Champagne wine region of France. A joke was posted on Twitter by Seth Mandel on July…
“The inventor of Pop Rocks: Sugar isn’t enough, it should also detonate”
Pop Rocks is a sugar candy that creates bubbles as it dissolves. "The inventor of Pop Rocks: Sugar isn't enough, it should also detonate" was posted on Twitter by Dan Regan on June…
“We pay the doctor to make us better when we should really be paying the farmer to keep us healthy”
"We pay the doctor to make us better when we should really be paying the farmer to keep us healthy" (also "We pay the doctor to make us better. But we should pay the farmer to keep…
“A man walks into a bar… and stays there my entire childhood” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One version -- an anti-joke -- is: "A man walked into a bar...and stayed there for the…
“Hot as fuque” or “Hõte ás fuqùe” (“hot as fuck”)
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“This ain’t no regular heat…this high class heat…bitch it’s hõte ás fuqùe”
"Hõte ás fuqùe" or "hot as fuque" is a fancier way to say "hot as fuck" (very hot). "Today was a good hair day, despite it being hot as fuque outside" was…
“Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf”
"Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf" (or "Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf”
"Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf" (or "Never argue with someone whose TV is bigger than their bookshelf") is a saying that has been printed on many…