“What do you call old frijoles?”/“Has beans.”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
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“What do you call a bean that was previously famous?”/“A ‘has bean.’”
"Bean" can sound like "been," and there's a pun: QL What do you call a retired vegetable?A: A has-bean. "What do you call an obsolete Java Bean? A…
“Isn’t it too early to be eating that?”/“What time do stomachs open?”
Many people want to eat whatever food they want whenever they want it, regardless if the food is usually served at breakfast or dinner. This was posted (with four images) on X/Twitter by Danielle…
“No farms, no food, no future”
"No farms, no food" is a saying (usually used as a protest slogan) that has been printed on many images. "No farms, no food" was printed in the Courier-Post (Camden, NJ) on May…
“What’s the difference between a unicorn and a carrot?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
“What’s the difference between a platypus and a head of lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
“What’s the difference between a unicorn and lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
No Actual Science Allowed (NASA nickname)
Entry in progress -- BP Other NASA nicknames include "National Academy of Space Actors," "Never A Straight Answer" and "Not A Space Agency." Wikipedia: NASAThe…
“What’s the difference between bigfoot and lettuce?”/“One is a funny beast…”
"Funny beast" and "bunny feast" are included in several jokes. "Q: What is the difference between a unicorn and a large lettuce? A: One is a funny beast and the other is a…
“No farmer, no food, no future”
"No farmer(s), no food, no future" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The protest slogan has been cited in Canada since 1990, but is now worldwide. "No farmers. no…
National Academy of Space Actors (NASA nickname)
Entry in progress -- BP Other NASA nicknames include "Never A Straight Answer," "No Actual Science Allowed" and "Not A Space Agency." Wikipedia: NASAThe National…
“One of the best things about being a conspiracy theorist is that you don’t end up with myocarditis”
COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccines can cause myocarditis, and many "conspiracy theorists" shunned the vaccines even before this was known. This was posted on Twitter by #Sellen on August 17,…
“The best-kept secret of medicine is that the body heals itself if we create the right conditions”
"The body heals itself if we create the right conditions for it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "THE BEST-KEPT SECRET OF MEDICINE Is that the body heals itself if…
“If we make guns illegal, then nobody will get shot anymore. That’s how we stopped drugs”
"If we make guns illegal, then nobody will get shot anymore. That's how we stopped everybody from doing drugs" is a sarcastic pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images.…
Vaxlash (vaccine + backlash)
"Vaxlash" (vaccine + backlash) refers to the backlash from the "safe and effective" vaccine promotions, especially the promotion of the COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccines.…
“The only reason why the government would want to disarm you after 243 years is because…”
"The only reason why the government would want to disarm you after 243 years is because they intend to do something that you would shoot them for" is a pro-gun saying that has been…
“I drive so badly that when I’m driving, the GPS doesn’t speak, it prays”
"I drive so badly that when I'm driving, the GPS doesn't speak, it prays" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "I drive so badly that when I'm…
“I recently started taking my paddle boat out on the lake. I feel like canoe person”
"every time I read the phrase 'I feel like a new person' I hear QP saying 'I feel like canoe person'" was posted on Twitter by BloodBrimmadome on December 2, 2017.…
“A government that forces you to account to them for the way you spend your money, but…”
"A government that forces you to account to them for the way you spend YOUR money, but refuses to be accountable to you for how they spend YOUR money, should be immediately replaced" is a…
“If any non-rich people want to go to space for 10 minutes, I know a pretty good brownie recipe”
"if any non-rich people want to go to space for 10 minutes i know a pretty good brownie recipe" was posted on Twitter by Funny or Die on July 20, 2021. The joke refers to a…