“‘No, thanks. I’m a vegetarian,’ is a fun thing to say when someone hands you their baby”
"'No thanks, I'm vegetarian' is a fun thing to say when someone tries to hand you their baby" ( or "'No, thanks. I'm a vegetarian,' is a fun thing to…
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“Two rules for this heat: 1. Drink a lot of water, 2. Watch how you talk to me”
"Two rules for this heat: 1. Drink a lot of water, 2. Watch how you talk to me" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This means that conversations can get heated as well.…
“Cup one is so I can get stuff done. Cup two is so I will be nice to you. Cup three is all for me”
"Cup one is so I can get stuff done. Cup two is so I will be nice to you. Cup three is all for me. Ahh, coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Cup one is…
“I have been staring at an orchard to tell the time. It’s an Apple Watch”
An Apple Watch is not the same as watching apples, but there are jokes. "The only 'Apple watch' I'll be doing this autumn is at an orchard #amirite" was posted on Twitter…
“I took my wife to an orchard for her birthday. Apparently, it wasn’t the Apple Watch she wanted”
An Apple Watch is not the same as watching apples, but there are jokes. "The only 'Apple watch' I'll be doing this autumn is at an orchard #amirite" was posted on Twitter…
“Fake laughing with customers is another skill”
"Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Several slightly different versions of this saying have gone viral on Twitter.…
“Fake laughing with customers is really a skill”
"Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Several slightly different versions of this saying have gone viral on Twitter.…
“Fake laughing with customers is a real skill”
"Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Several slightly different versions of this saying have gone viral on Twitter.…
“Fake laughing with customers is actually a skill”
"Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Several slightly different versions of this saying have gone viral on Twitter.…
“Fake laughing with customers is a skill”
"Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Several slightly different versions of this saying have gone viral on Twitter.…
“Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill, add it to your CV”
"Fake laughing with customers is actually a job skill" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Several slightly different versions of this saying have gone viral on Twitter.…
“I don’t run away from hard work. I’m too lazy to run”
"I'm not running away from hard work. I'm too lazy to run" (or "I don't run away from hard work. I'm too lazy to run") is a saying that has been printed on…
Sudden Invented Death Syndrome (SIDS)
"Sudden Invented Death Syndrome” (SIDS, the same acronym as Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) is when an adult dies suddenly and unexpectedly. This term is usually used to hint at the probable…
“Where can you get vegan beef?”/“From a vegetabull.”
"Vegetabull" is a portmanteau of "vegetable" and "bull." "Where can you get vegan beef? From a vegetabull" was posted on Twitter by World of Puns on…
“When do you know it is time for the cows to go to sleep?”/“When it is pasture bedtime.”
"Pasture bedtime" sounds like "past your bedtime," and there are several jokes. "Jill: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Bill: I dunno, What? Jill: It's…
“What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?”/“It’s pasture bedtime.”
"Pasture bedtime" sounds like "past your bedtime," and there are several jokes. "Jill: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Bill: I dunno, What? Jill: It's…
“What time is it when you see a cow laying in a field?”/“Pasture bedtime.”
"Pasture bedtime" sounds like "past your bedtime," and there are several jokes. "Jill: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Bill: I dunno, What? Jill: It's…
“What time is it when you see cows sleeping in a field?”/“Pasture bedtime.”
"Pasture bedtime" sounds like "past your bedtime," and there are several jokes. "Jill: What did the mama cow say to the baby cow? Bill: I dunno, What? Jill: It's…
“Beyond Burgers being ‘plant based’ implies that traditional burgers are ‘meat cringe’”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "plant-based food ..... meat-cringe food....." was posted on Twitter by wartortle use hydropump on February 20, 2021. "Plant…
“Plant-based implies the existence of meat-cringe”
"Based or cringe?" is a popular internet meme. "plant-based food ..... meat-cringe food....." was posted on Twitter by wartortle use hydropump on February 20, 2021. "Plant…