"All I want is a two-income household and to live…

“All I want is a two-income household and to live alone” is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.

“all I want is a two-income household & to live alone” was posted on Twitter by 𝓵𝓪𝓵𝓲🌙 on July 17, 2017. “All I want is a two-income household and to live alone” was posted on Twitter by Brian Gorie on November 25, 2017. The saying has been credited by @stephen_szczerba. The saying was probably originated by Stephen Szczerba, who is on Twitter as wittyidiot@stephenszczerba—but the tweets have been set to private.

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𝓵𝓪𝓵𝓲🌙
@_LaliGiselle_
all I want is a two-income household & to live alone. however, I’d need someone on call to kill the spiders.
5:53 PM · Jul 17, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Brian Gorie
@briangorie
All I want is a two-income household and to live alone.
2:45 PM · Nov 25, 2017·Twitter for Android

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🧕🏾MizzAaminah2u
@mizzaaminah2u
All I want is a two income household 💰💸& yo live alone 🤦🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️
9:35 PM · Dec 6, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Rawwwr
@PrimalHuman9
All I want is a two-income household and to live alone.
7:24 AM · Jan 6, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Shireen
@loveshishi
All I want is a Two income household . . . and to live alone
6:43 PM · Feb 9, 2018·Twitter for Android

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homebody
@loveableliia
All I want is a two-income household and to live alone 🤑🙏🏻
10:23 PM · Feb 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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Mommi-ana
@Mamijennn
All I want is a two Income household and to live alone
1:45 AM · Feb 20, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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King Of The North
@The_1Marco
All I want is a two-income household and to live alone😊👌
3:50 PM · Feb 21, 2018·Twitter for Android

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Siham
@sihamsabiri97
All I want is a two-income household and to live alone.
10:12 PM · Apr 8, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

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FUCKCJ
@cjgrowstrees
all I want is a 2 income household and to live alone.
3:56 PM · Jun 3, 2018·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Nemma
February 16, 2019 at 11:59 PM ·
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All I want is a two
income household and
to live alone…

Twitter
Miss Leah 💙
@LeahsLounge
It’s simple, I want a two-income household and to live alone.
10:49 PM · Oct 3, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

Facebook
Oldtimers
September 27, 2021 at 7:00 PM ·
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All I want is a
two-income
household and
to live alone.

iFunny
CalmPanic
September 14, 2022
All want is a two-income household and to live alone

Facebook
im not right in the head.com added a new photo to the album: NOT RIGHT THOUGHTS.
October 11, 2022 at 8:30 PM ·
I mean, is that too much to ask?
(The following text is shown on an image.—ed.)
All I want is a two-income
household and to live alone.