“Life happens. Gin helps”
"Life happens. Gin helps" is a gin saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Gin helps" was posted on Twitter by Menta Cafe Bar on August 28, 2015. Similar…
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“I don’t like math puns. But I will make one if I half two”
"Half" is sometimes confused with "have." A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on August 20, 2022: "I don’t like math puns. But I will make one if I half two."…
“We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they aren’t”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“Americans are getting stronger. 20 years ago, it took two people to carry $100 in groceries”
A popular inflation joke has needed inflated numbers, from $10 to $100. "A friend of this column thinks Americans are getting stronger as the years go by. As proof, he points out that back in…
“I squint at the sun because it’s bright. I squint at people because they’re not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“We squint at the sun because it’s bright. We squint at people because they’re not”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“I squint at the sun because it’s bright. I squint at people because they aren’t”
"We squint at the sun because it's bright. We squint at people because they're not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "We squint at the sun because…
“Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago it took 2 people to carry $10 worth of groceries”
A popular inflation joke has needed inflated numbers, from $10 to $100. "A friend of this column thinks Americans are getting stronger as the years go by. As proof, he points out that back in…
“If you have coffee with it, it counts as breakfast”
"If you have coffee with it, it counts as breakfast" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "FYI: it still counts as breakfast if you have coffee with it"…
“Life happens. Vodka helps”
"Life happens. Vodka helps" is a vodka saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, #vodka helps" was posted on Twitter by Bar 43 on December 9, 2013. Similar…
“Life happens. Beer helps”
"Life happens. Beer helps" is a beer saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens, beer helps...." was posted on Twitter by FA on September 5, 2013. Similar…
“If the internet had a boat, where would they park it?”/“Google Docs.”
Google Docs ("docs" is short for "documents") has nothing to do with "docks," but there are jokes. "If the Internet had a boat, where would they park it? In…
“Life happens. Tequila helps”
"Life happens. Tequila helps" is a tequila saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Tequila helps" was posted on Twitter by bre on March 31, 2016. Similar…
“Life happens. Wine helps”
"Life happens. Wine helps" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Wine helps" was posted on Twitter by Line Marcela Greve Volden on October 9,…
“Botox is a performance-enhancing drug for poker players”
"Pokertox" (poker + Botox) was introduced by a New York doctor in 2012. Botox injections to a poker player's face would stop that player from a facial reaction to the cards.…
“Life happens. Whisky helps”
"Life happens. Whiskey helps" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Whisky helps" was posted on Twitter by David Curlewis on July 11, 2012.…
“Life happens. Chocolate helps”
"Life happens. Chocolate helps" is a chocolate saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens....chocolate helps" was posted on Twitter by Alexandra Higl-Timms on…
“Life happens. Whiskey helps”
"Life happens. Whiskey helps" is a whiskey saying that has been printed on many images. "Life happens. Whisky helps" was posted on Twitter by David Curlewis on July 11, 2012.…
“Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run”
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
“I reject the belief that I must be defenseless in order for you to feel safe”
"I REJECT THE BELIEF THAT I MUST BE DEFENSELESS IN ORDER FOR YOU TO FEEL SAFE (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Make Michigan Great Again on September 13, 2022. The post received…