“Ate my last piece of cheese yesterday. Today it’s raining. Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone”
"Ain't No Sunshine" (1971) is a song by Bill Withers (1938-2020). The lyric "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" is joked as ""Ain't no sunshine…
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“You can’t give away a used mattress but somehow we’ll pay 100/night to sleep on one at a hotel”
"You can’t give away a used mattress but somehow we’ll pay three hundred bucks a night to sleep on one at a hotel" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Earlier versions…
“For better digestion, I drink beer. In case of appetite loss, I drink white wine…” (joke)
"Interview with a wise 101 year-old Hattie Mae MacDonald of Feague, Kentucky" is a drinking joke that has been circulating since at least 2014. There is no Feague, Kentucky. The…
“You can’t give away a used mattress but somehow we’ll pay 300/night to sleep on one at a hotel”
"You can’t give away a used mattress but somehow we’ll pay three hundred bucks a night to sleep on one at a hotel" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Earlier versions…
“The fact that we only get 4/5 hours after work before having to prepare for bed just to go to work”
"You really get 4/5 hours after work before you have to prepare for bed, to go to work again... feels scam 😭" was posted on Facebook by Adult Problems on August 10, 2022.…
“What’s the difference between a liberal and a gun?”/“A gun has only one trigger.”
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger" is a riddle that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 2, 2016. "What's the difference…
“What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun?”/“A gun has only one trigger.”
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger" is a riddle that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 2, 2016. "What's the difference…
“I’m at the age that not finding parking for an event is enough to make me go home”
"I’m at the age that not finding parking for an event is enough to make me go home" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“I’m beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…
“What’s the difference between a gun and a whiny liberal?”/“A gun has only one trigger.”
"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger" is a riddle that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 2, 2016. "What's the difference…
“Foreign aid is a euphemism for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…
“Foreign aid is code for money laundering”
"I'm beginning to think that foreign aid is just code for money laundering" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Foreign Aid is just a fancy word for money…
“Insane fact: the sun is approximately 8 CVS receipts from earth”
CVS Pharmacy has been known for its long receipts that offer discounts. (The long string of paper is now given when you insert your CVS card into a machine.) "Insane fact: the sun is…
“Even if you’re not conspiracy minded, something in your soul has to be telling you something…”
"Even if you're not conspiracy minded, something in your soul has to be telling you something isn't right with any of this" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Three stages of career development are: I want to be in the meeting, I want to run the meeting…”
Kate (she/her/hers) @Katiohead posted on Twitter on August 17, 2022: "Three stages of career development are: I want to be in the meeting, I want to run the meeting, I want to avoid…
“Today is like coffee. It will be as good as you make it”
"Today is like coffee. It will be as good as you make it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Today is like coffee, it will be as good as you make it! #motivation…
“Waiter: Can I take your order?”/“Diner: Sure.”/“Waiter: Thanks. I’m just really hungry.”
A waiter's request of "Can I take your order?" may have a double meaning. This restaurant joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 14, 2016, and again on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
“Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?”/“Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.”
The Leaning Tower of Pisa (in Pisa, Italy) tilts. The World Trade Center's Twin Towers (in New York City) were both destroyed on September 11, 2001. "Why the tower pisa is inclined?…
“Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it is the only time you’ve got”
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" is the famous first line of the novel A Tale of Two Cities (1859) by Charles Dickens (1812-1870). "Whether it's the best of…
“Whether it’s the best of times or the worst of times, it’s the only time we’ve got”
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times" is the famous first line of the novel A Tale of Two Cities (1859) by Charles Dickens (1812-1870). "Whether it's the best of…