“Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs”
"Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "We'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on…
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“Democracy is when people vote the way I want them to”
A political joke is that "democracy works" when one's side wins. "Democracy is when people vote the way I want them to (vote)" is a saying. "Democracy is when people…
“If you blow on your wine while on zoom people will think your coffee is hot”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterFlow with Mylo Official Account@MylesMcdowell... and another thing that’s good about zoom meetings is that if you blow on your wine in the mug, it convinces people…
“I’d like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs”
"Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "We'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on…
“Well, That Didn’t Work: An Expansive Volume on the History of Government” (book title)
"Well, That Didn't Work: An Expansive Volume on the History of Government" (a jocular title of a book) was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes on January 16, 2023. Similar book…
“Democracy is when people vote the way I tell them to”
A political joke is that "democracy works" when one's side wins. "Democracy is when people vote the way I want them to (vote)" is a saying. "Democracy is when people…
“Bars need to do a sad hour with even cheaper drinks and everyone just acts cool if you cry a lil”
Many bars have a "happy hour," but some people think they should have hours for other emotions. This was posted on Twitter by stoned cold fox on January 17, 2022, and received over 66,700…
“What makes the difference between a gang and a state is the belief that there is a difference…”
"There is no difference between a gang and a state" was posted on Twitter by Rahman Hussin on March 14, 2012. "Re gang violence: What is the difference between a gang and a state…
“Democrats: A bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for the rich people…”
"Dimocrats: Rich people convincing poor people the other rich people are the reason they're poor" was posted on Twitter by Joel on May 29, 2014. "Democrats: Rich people telling…
“Liberals: A bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for rich people…”
"Dimocrats: Rich people convincing poor people the other rich people are the reason they're poor" was posted on Twitter by Joel on May 29, 2014. "Democrats: Rich people telling…
“Man matures when he stops believing that politics solves his problems”
"Man matures when he stops believing that politics solves his problems" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from Colombian philosopher Nicolás Gómez Dávila…
“The Democrat Party: A bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for rich people…”
"Dimocrats: Rich people convincing poor people the other rich people are the reason they're poor" was posted on Twitter by Joel on May 29, 2014. "Democrats: Rich people telling…
“The difference between a gang and a state is the belief that there is a difference…”
"There is no difference between a gang and a state" was posted on Twitter by Rahman Hussin on March 14, 2012. "Re gang violence: What is the difference between a gang and a state…
“We would like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs”
"Congratulations to drugs for winning the war on drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "We'd like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on…
“Socialists: A bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for the rich people…”
"Dimocrats: Rich people convincing poor people the other rich people are the reason they're poor" was posted on Twitter by Joel on May 29, 2014. "Democrats: Rich people telling…
“My credit card company called me to report suspicious activity. Someone made a payment”
Credit card companies check for "suspicious activity. This was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 24, 2023: "Credit card company called me to report suspicious activity... I asked what…
Vaxxassination (vaccine/vaccination + assassination)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people believed that the vaccines were dangerous. The terms "vaxxassinate" (vaccine/vaccinate + assassinate) and…
“How many guitars does a guitarist need?”/“Just one more”
A guitar player often likes to have many guitars. "How many guitars does a guitar player need? Just one more" is a popular joke that has been printed on many images. "Q. How many…
Vaccassination (vaccine/vaccination + assassination)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people believed that the vaccines were dangerous. The terms "vaccassinate" (vaccine/vaccinate + assassinate) and…
Vaxassination (vaccine/vaccination + assassination)
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in vaccines, but many people believed that the vaccines were dangerous. The terms "vaxassinate" (vaccine/vaccinate + assassinate) and…