“Coffee in the morning. Bourbon at night”
"Coffee in the morning. Bourbon at night" and “Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening” are sayings that have been printed on many images. "I drink coffee in the morning…
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“They’re called Karen because they be Karen too much about things that don’t concern them”
"Karen" should not be confused with "caring," but there are jokes. "Call ya Karen cuz you be Karen too much about things that are nun ya business" was posted on…
“There’s a nudist convention in my town tomorrow. I might go if I’ve got nothing on”
“There is a nudist convention in town next week… I might go if I’ve got nothing on" was posted on Twitter by Jonny Beswick on December 6, 2013. "There's a nudist convention in…
“Coffee in the morning. Bourbon in the evening”
"Coffee in the morning. Bourbon at night" and “Coffee in the morning and whiskey in the evening” are sayings that have been printed on many images. "I drink coffee in the morning…
“Paper or plastic?”/“Either. I’m bisacksual.”
A cashier often gives a customer a choice of bags and asks, “Paper or plastic?” A joke is: CASHIER: Paper or plastic?CUSTOMER: Either. I'm bisacksual/bisacktual. "When they ask…
“Tofu is just soya cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats?”/“They carry the one.”
A mathematics joke/riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on January 18, 2023: Q: How do 37 mathematicians board a bus with only 36 seats?A: They carry the one. Reddit -- Dadjokes Posted by…
“Tofu is just soya milk cheese”
Tofu has been described as soy (milk) cheese. "tofu is soy cheese" was posted on Twitter by Khaled: 🧠 on July 3, 2009. "Tofu is basically soy cheese... intresting" was posted…
“If you’re in a fair fight, you didn’t plan it properly”
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck" and ""If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly" are sayings that have been…
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, you’ve done something wrong”
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck" and ""If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly" are sayings that have been…
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck”
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck" and ""If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly" are sayings that have been…
“Public schools are indoctrination camps”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Government schools are indoctrination centers”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn’t plan your mission properly”
"If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck" and ""If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly" are sayings that have been…
“I did a lot of dumb stuff, but I never got a fish filet from McDonald’s”
Many people believe that McDonald's (an American multinational fast food chain) is best for hamburgers, and not its fish sandwich. "I did a lot of dumb stuff but I never got a fish filet…
“The only reason I get up early on a Sunday is coffee”
"The only reason I'm up this early on a Sunday is the Coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Laughing with a mouthful of Coffee" on March 29, 2020, and…
“You’re too old to try and ride that skateboard!”/Me—“Hold my Ensure.”
"You're too old to try and ride that skateboard!"/Me -- "Hold my Ensure" is a joke that has been printed on several images. Ensure is a brand of nutritional supplements and…
“Public schools are indoctrination centers”
"Government/Public schools are (just) (woke) indoctrination camps/centers" is a common saying, usually by conservatives and libertarians. "Should our schools be indoctrination…
“Runner’s Hi - When joggers wave to each other”
"Runner's high" is not the same as "runner's hi," but there are jokes. "Runner's Hi! :'That's why people wave to each other, because it makes them…
“Facebook doesn’t ban hate speech. Facebook bans speech it hates”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…