“What do you call twin police officers?”/“Copies.”
A police riddle is: Q: What do you call twin police officers?A: Copies. The joke is that "cop" becomes "copies." "What do u call twin police officers? Copies" was…
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“WARNING: May bite before coffee ...and maybe after”
"WARNING: May bite before coffee ...and maybe after" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Caution May Bite Before Coffee #coffee #coffeeaddict…
“I don’t feel very worky today”
"I'm not feeling very worky today" and "I don't feel very worky today" are work sayings that have been printed on many images. "now its time to work, not feeling…
“I don’t buy coffee to work, I work to buy coffee. It’s the circle of life”
"I work to buy coffee. I buy coffee so I can work. It's the circle of life" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I work so I can buy iced coffee. I buy iced coffee…
“I work to buy coffee. I buy coffee to work. It’s the circle of life”
"I work to buy coffee. I buy coffee so I can work. It's the circle of life" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I work so I can buy iced coffee. I buy iced coffee…
“CAUTION: May bite before coffee (and after too)”
"WARNING: May bite before coffee ...and maybe after" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Caution May Bite Before Coffee #coffee #coffeeaddict…
“I’m not feeling very worky today”
"I'm not feeling very worky today" and "I don't feel very worky today" are work sayings that have been printed on many images. "now its time to work, not feeling…
“How does one ‘milk chocolate’?”
"Milk chocolate" is a noun. It should not be confused with the verb "milk" chocolate, but there are jokes. "Thought to ponder - how does one 'milk'…
“The strongest weapon in the United States is a patriotic American”
"The strongest weapon in the United States is a patriotic American" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "The strongest weapon in…
“This build back better thing must be waiting on the building permits”
The Build Back Better Plan was proposed by U.S. President Joe Biden in 2020 and 2021. In 2022 and 2023, some people complained that not much seemed to be built back. "This build back better…
“Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I poop on company time”
"Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time" is a work rhyme that has been printed on many images. "the boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime,…
“How do you milk chocolate?”
"Milk chocolate" is a noun. It should not be confused with the verb "milk" chocolate, but there are jokes. "Thought to ponder - how does one 'milk'…
“I’m not addicted to coffee, we’re just in a committed relationship”
"I'm not addicted to coffee, we're just in a committed relationship" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I'm not addicted to coffee, we're…
“Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That’s why I crap on company time”
"Boss makes a dollar. I make a dime. That's why I poop on company time" is a work rhyme that has been printed on many images. "the boss makes a dollar, while I make a dime,…
“How the heck do you milk chocolate?”
"Milk chocolate" is a noun. It should not be confused with the verb "milk" chocolate, but there are jokes. "Thought to ponder - how does one 'milk'…
“How does one milk chocolate almonds?”
"Milk chocolate" is a noun. It should not be confused with the verb "milk" chocolate, but there are jokes. "Thought to ponder - how does one 'milk'…
“The wise man poops on company time. The foolish man waits until his break”
"The wise man poops on company time. The foolish man waits until his break" is a saying that has been shown on a popular image. The image makes this appear to be an ancient Chinese…
“I hope we can all still be friends even if we end up in different concentration camps”
"I hope we can all stay friends even if we end up in different concentration camps 🤞🤞" was posted on Twitter by MT Miss 76 on September 10, 2021. "I hope we can all still be…
“If you feel the need to point out that I look tired, the least you could do is buy me a coffee”
"If you feel the need to point out that I look tired, the least you could do is buy me a coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "If u feel the need to point…
“People are prisoners of their phones. That’s why they are called cell phones”
"People are prisoners of their phones. That's why they are called cell phones" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “@hvgoenka: I just realised it. People are…