“Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?”
Many drivers slow down when they see a police car. "Do race horses slow down when they see police horses?" is a jocular saying. "Do race horses slow down when they see a police…
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“The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the politicians”
"The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians" (or "The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the…
“The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians”
"The fewer things politicians control, the less it matters who controls the politicians" (or "The fewer things controlled by politicians, the less it matters who controls the…
“The Pentagon was originally going to just be a square, but the contractor kept cutting corners”
The Pentagon is a five-sided building that is the headquarters building of the United States Department of Defense, in Arlington County, Virginia, across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C. A…
“Property Taxes: Even after you pay off the mortgage, your home will never truly be yours”
"Property Taxes: Because in the end, even after you pay off the mortgage, your home will never truly be yours" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Well, this is…
“TIL the Pentagon was supposed to be the Octagon, but the contractor kept cutting corners”
The Pentagon is a five-sided building that is the headquarters building of the United States Department of Defense, in Arlington County, Virginia, across the Potomac River from Washington, D.C. A…
“Natural gas—because windmills can’t grill hot dogs”
"NATURAL GAS -- BECAUSE WINDMILLS CAN'T GRILL BURGERS" (shown on an image by frackfeed.com, a website sponsored by North Texans For Natural Gas) is a meme that was created in 2016.…
“Natural gas—because windmills can’t grill burgers”
"NATURAL GAS -- BECAUSE WINDMILLS CAN'T GRILL BURGERS" (shown on an image by frackfeed.com, a website sponsored by North Texans For Natural Gas) is a meme that was created in 2016.…
“Tweet what you want. We can delete it in the morning.—Alcohol”
"Post/Tweet what you want. We can delete it in the morning. -- Alcohol" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. By the morning, the damage has been already…
“Post what you want. We can delete it in the morning.—Alcohol”
"Post/Tweet what you want. We can delete it in the morning. -- Alcohol" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. By the morning, the damage has been already…
“I am kicking myself I did not take up karate earlier”
The saying "I could kick myself" means to blame one's self. It doesn't involve literal kicking, but there are karate jokes. "I'm kicking myself for not taking up…
“I came last in a karate competition yesterday. I was kicking myself!”
The saying "I could kick myself" means to blame one's self. It doesn't involve literal kicking, but there are karate jokes. "I'm kicking myself for not taking up…
“WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn’t made up yet…” (Facebook)
"WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn't made up yet. You've been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves. As a result, we're…
“WARNING: You’ve been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves…” (FB)
"WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn't made up yet. You've been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves. As a result, we're…
“The following movie contains scenes of a cup of tea. It’s rated PG”
PG Tips (a brand of tea in the United Kingdom) has nothing to do with the PG (parental guidance) movie rating, but there are jokes. "RT @sickipediabot: I've just watched a film that was…
“I’ve just watched a film that was set around a tea plantation in India. It was rated PG”
PG Tips (a brand of tea in the United Kingdom) has nothing to do with the PG (parental guidance) movie rating, but there are jokes. "RT @sickipediabot: I've just watched a film that was…
“I watched a movie documentary about the history of tea exports. It was rated PG tips”
PG Tips (a brand of tea in the United Kingdom) has nothing to do with the PG (parental guidance) movie rating, but there are jokes. "RT @sickipediabot: I've just watched a film that was…
“Anarchists when they discover that they have a body part called the ‘prostate’”
"Prostate” (a body part) should not be confused with “pro state,” but there are jokes. "Anarchists when they realize there's a part of their body called the…
“Anarchists when they find out they have a prostate and not an antistate” (joke)
"Prostate” (a body part) should not be confused with “pro state,” but there are jokes. "Anarchists when they realize there's a part of their body called the…
“Anarchists when they realize they have an organ called the “prostate’” (joke)
"Prostate” (a body part) should not be confused with “pro state,” but there are jokes. "Anarchists when they realize there's a part of their body called the…