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“Charcuterie” has nothing to do with sharks, but the mostly jocular term “sharkcuterie” or “sharkuterie” (charcuterie for sharks, or containing shark meat) is sometimes used. “Sharkuterie” was trademarked with a date of first used on November 15, 2018, and “Sharkcuterie Snack Company” with a first use date of August 1, 2021.

“Sharkuterie ... RT @maxl62 A surfer devoured by a shark in Australia. Meals served on a platter are always better!!!” (translated from French) was posted on Twitter by Donald_Ruck on July 14, 2012. “When I mentioned charcuterie in Nova Scotia, people thought I’d said ‘sharkuterie,’ which sounds a lot more badass” was posted on Twitter by Adrian Morrow on August 10, 2013. “Get on a sharkuterie trademark ASAP. Shark-based charcuterie could be all the rage in the hipsterverse” was a response posted on Twitter by Diamond Isinger on August 10, 2013. “Would a SHARKuterie board be a charcuterie board served by sharks or for sharks?” was posted on Twitter by Russell on April 24, 2020. “There should be charcuterie with shark meat — sharkuterie, if you will” was posted on Twitter by denesthetic on July 18, 2020. “What did the shark bring to the party? A sharkuterie board” was posted on Reddit—Dadjokes on September 27, 2021. “Seafood version of charcuterie called sharkuterie” was posted on Twitter by Don Q 🇵🇷 on July 4, 2022.

“Pun of the week! ‘@LogansApron: I cold smoked some shark…so stop by Smoke & Barrel for some sharkcuterie @BeerBBQBourbon’” (the original tweet is no longer available) was posted on Twitter by Jake Parrott on March 5, 2014. “#Sharkcuterie: branch of cooking devoted to prepared meat products (preferably seals)” was posted on Twitter by @sharkdoor on September 26, 2014. “What do sharks serve their guests at parties? A sharkcuterie” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on February 7, 2021. “sharkcuterie What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on June 27, 2023.

There are several surfing jokes. “Why did the Great White attack the surfer? He wanted some #sharkuterie!” was posted on Twitter by Raymond Ludwin on June 12, 2018. “Great new name for a surf board brand. Sharkuterie” was posted on Twitter by Rick McDaniel on December 13, 2020. “If a surfer gets eaten by a shark, is what they were surfing on a sharkcuterie board?” was posted on Twitter by Dan on July 12, 2023.

Wikipedia: Charcuterie
Charcuterie ( /ʃɑːrˈkuːtəri/ shar-KOO-tər-ee, also US: /ʃɑːrˌkuːtəˈriː/-⁠EE; French: [ʃaʁkyt(ə)ʁi]; from chair, ‘flesh’, and cuit, ‘cooked’ ) is a French term for a branch of cooking devoted to prepared meat products, such as bacon, ham, sausage, terrines, galantines, ballotines, pâtés, and confit, primarily from pork.

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Donald_Ruck
@Donald_Ruck
Sharkuterie ... RT @maxl62 Un surfer dévoré par un requin en Australie. Le repas servi sur un plateau, c’est toujours meilleur !!!
Translated from French by
Sharkuterie ... RT @maxl62 A surfer devoured by a shark in Australia. Meals served on a platter are always better!!!
4:01 PM · Jul 14, 2012

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Adrian Morrow
@AdrianMorrow
When I mentioned charcuterie in Nova Scotia, people thought I’d said “sharkuterie,” which sounds a lot more badass.
8:16 PM · Aug 10, 2013

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Diamond Isinger
@diamondisinger
@AdrianMorrow Get on a sharkuterie trademark ASAP. Shark-based charcuterie could be all the rage in the hipsterverse.
8:20 PM · Aug 10, 2013

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Hippie Soku
@CaralhoVoador21
Je file m’acheter du saucisson de requin à la sharkuterie.
Translated from French by Google
I’m off to buy some shark sausage at the shark shop.
8:04 AM · Oct 26, 2013

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Joshua Ostroff
@joshuaostroff
‘Sharkuterie’ is my new screenplay about killer sharks hungry for hipsters. It’s set in Portland, with Williamsburg for the sequel. Buyers?
2:24 PM · Dec 19, 2013

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Jake Parrott
@jakehparrott
Pun of the week! ‘@LogansApron: I cold smoked some shark…so stop by Smoke & Barrel for some sharkcuterie @BeerBBQBourbon’
1:50 PM · Mar 5, 2014

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@sharkdoor
@sharkdoor
#Sharkcuterie: branch of cooking devoted to prepared meat products (preferably seals)
6:15 AM · Sep 26, 2014

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Ingrid Zerbib
@ingridzerbib
Je mange un sandwich à la sharkuterie. C’est comme à la charcuterie, sauf que ça m’a requinquée.
Translated from French by Google
I’m eating a shark meat sandwich. It’s like charcuterie, except it perked me up.
8:13 AM · Apr 20, 2015

Twitter
Mark Stenberg
@MarkStenberg3
trolled a resto serving a “Shark Week” charcuterie special by saying they need a “Sharkcuterie” board; now worried they’ll steal my idea
3:18 PM · Jun 27, 2016 from San Antonio, TX

Twitter
Hamza ء 🦈
@CTZ
@asalisbury Andy come to my birthday party. I’m making a sharkcuterie board. (It’s just a regular charcuterie board.)
1:00 AM · Apr 1, 2017

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/[deleted] October 6, 2017
My father in law caught a shark when he was out fishing…
...but he let it go. I told him he should have kept it and cured the meat, and he just gave a puzzled look and asked why, and I said “who doesn’t love sharkuterie?”.

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Raymond Ludwin
@raymondludwin
@2punsolution Why did the Great White attack the surfer? He wanted some #sharkuterie!
4:20 PM · Jun 12, 2018

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@ADRlANNE
why has no one made a wooden charcuterie board in the shape of a shark and called it SHARKcuterie
6:06 PM · Dec 20, 2019

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Russell
@that_russell
Would a SHARKuterie board be a charcuterie board served by sharks or for sharks?
10:04 AM · Apr 24, 2020

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uncle max
@unclepilleduser
charcuterie with products from shark tank
sharkuterie
9:53 AM · Jul 12, 2020

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denesthetic
@dennisbhooper
There should be charcuterie with shark meat — sharkuterie, if you will. The crackers are shaped like fins, the meat is both beautiful and scary, you keep passing it because it must remain moving at all times, and you use a remora to clean the board when you’re done
8:37 PM · Jul 18, 2020

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LSD Speedwagon
@toriimacdaddy
Tired: charcuterie, just a bunch of meats and cheeses
Wired: sharkcuterie, a live and very pissed off shark on a cutting board
9:49 PM · Aug 3, 2020

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christina (taylor’s version)
@radlndz
YOOOOO MY DAD IS MAKING A CHARCUTERIE BOARD BUT IN THE SHAPE OF A SHARK LIKE A SHARKUTERIE BOARD HAHHA
5:56 PM · Nov 25, 2020

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Rick McDaniel
@rickinterrace
Great new name for a surf board brand. Sharkuterie.
11:40 PM · Dec 13, 2020

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Matt Hunhoff
@matthunhoff
The wifey @kelsocandy and I are watching Jaws 2, we are eating crackers, jerky, and cheese. She just asked if it’s a charcuterie board. I said “No, it’s a SHARKuterie board!” Ooooooooh! #jaws #nerd #dadjoke
1:21 AM · Jan 16, 2021

Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Ph4raoh February 7, 2021
What do sharks serve their guests at parties?
A sharkcuterie

Twitter
The Beast/Sea Boys
@HolyCaGnolli
Am I the only one on this platform who has eaten sharkcuterie?
It’s charcuterie but made out of shark
11:39 PM · Apr 8, 2021

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Joe Leone’s
@JoeLeones
Turn Shark Week into Sharkuterie Week! 🦈😎 Stop in and stock up on your charcuterie board favorites.
12:00 PM · Jul 11, 2021

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Adrian ‘The True Imported Polish Ham’
@yo_adrianididit
An animated movie about a great white who works at his family’s restaurant, but dreams (against his father’s wishes) to become a surfer.
I call it: Sharkuterie Board
6:33 PM · Sep 10, 2021

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/CMoy1980 September 27, 2021
What did the shark bring to the party?
A sharkuterie board.

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rissa 💙💜🩷
@r1ssas
sharkuterie (pronounced like charcuterie)
11:22 AM · Dec 10, 2021

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Brian Podolsky
@brianpodolsky
A charcuterie board that’s designed with cute sharks and it’s called Sharkcuterie 🦈🧀🍇
10:17 AM · Dec 24, 2021

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Nob Ogasawara ㊙️
@DougDinsdale
So, ‘s okay to call a surfer in shark-infested waters a sharkuterie?
12:15 AM · Feb 21, 2022

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tacotwotails 💜
@TacoTwoTails
We have Sharkuterie nights where we sat charcuterie and watch bad shark movies. You are invited
4:30 AM · May 15, 2022

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Don Q 🇵🇷
@iloveportwine
Seafood version of charcuterie called sharkuterie
3:10 PM · Jul 4, 2022

Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/gracius0ne November 5, 2022
What did the Killer Whale have along with his Chianti?
A Sharkuterie board

Twitter
Darcy Lou🍒
@sunflowr_3
Charcuterie board shaped like a shark
Sharkuterie
2:11 PM · Dec 25, 2022

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sandy
@tinakisandy
AWWWW HI CHARCUTERIE HE SHOULD BE CALLED SHARKUTERIE
8:25 PM · Feb 6, 2023

Urban Dictionary
sharkcuterie
What a person is called when drifting at sea on a price of driftwood, and then is attacked and eaten by a shark
Shark 1- The titanic has sank, look at all the rich people to eat!
Shark 2- look, up there, sharkcuterie!
Shark 1- why is he just hanging of the door climb up there idiot
Shark 2- I don’t want to eat him anymore he lowkey a simp no cap
by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 27, 2023

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Dan
@Danimal941
If a surfer gets eaten by a shark, is what they were surfing on a sharkcuterie board?
#lunchpun #ratemypun #Wednesdaywit
8:57 AM · Jul 12, 2023

(Trademark)
Word Mark SHARKUTERIE
Goods and Services IC 021. US 002 013 023 029 030 033 040 050. G & S: Cutting boards. FIRST USE: 20181115. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20181115
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 88904115
Filing Date May 6, 2020
Current Basis 1A
Original Filing Basis 1A
Published for Opposition September 8, 2020
Registration Number 6205175
Registration Date November 24, 2020
Owner (REGISTRANT) GARAGE GOODS LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY OREGON 8260 SW Birchwood Rd. Portland OREGON 97225
Type of Mark TRADEMARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Live/Dead Indicator LIVE

(Trademark)
Word Mark SHARKCUTERIE SNACK COMPANY
Goods and Services IC 043. US 100 101. G & S: Catering; Catering of food and drinks; Catering services; Food and drink catering; Restaurant, bar and catering services; Mobile catering. FIRST USE: 20210731. FIRST USE IN COMMERCE: 20210801
Standard Characters Claimed
Mark Drawing Code (4) STANDARD CHARACTER MARK
Serial Number 97068664
Filing Date October 11, 2021
Current Basis 1A
Original Filing Basis 1A;1B
Owner (APPLICANT) SHARKCUTERIE SNACK COMPANY LLC LIMITED LIABILITY COMPANY FLORIDA 1931 Waterford Estates Drive New Smyrna Beach FLORIDA 32168
Attorney of Record Heather Bond Vargas
Disclaimer NO CLAIM IS MADE TO THE EXCLUSIVE RIGHT TO USE “SNACK COMPANY” APART FROM THE MARK AS SHOWN
Type of Mark SERVICE MARK
Register PRINCIPAL
Live/Dead Indicator LIVE

“What did the shark bring to the party?”/“A sharkuterie board.”