“Life is too short to drink the house wine”
House wine is an inexpensive drinking wine served in restaurants. "Life's too short to drink the house wine" was posted on the newsgroup…
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Big Apple Turnover (Daniel Jones nickname on New York Giants, 2019)
Daniel Jones is an American football quarterback drafted by the New York Giants out of Duke University in 2019. His ability to gain small chunks of yardage earned him the nickname "Danny…
“Online flirting is all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
“New York is the only town where the shortest distance between two points is under construction”
"How come the shortest distance between two points is always under construction?" is a jocular line about driving that was published in Changing Times -- The Kiplinger Magazine in…
“In Texas, the shortest distance between two points is likely under construction”
"How come the shortest distance between two points is always under construction?" is a jocular line about driving that was published in Changing Times -- The Kiplinger Magazine in…
“Only in America can you get arrested for feeding the homeless & be sentenced to community service”
"Only in America can you get arrested for feeding the homeless and get sentenced to community service" is a jocular saying that is, unfortunately, probably true. "Please explain how…
“The only thin blue lines I respect are my local rivers and estuaries”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is the mountain coldness indicator on Coors Lite”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is the Mississippi River”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is the U.S. Postal Service”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is the wetness indicator on a baby’s diaper”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“The only thin blue line I respect is a negative pregnancy test”
"Thin blue line" usually refers to the police, but a thin blue line on maps refers to water. There are other thin blue lines. "the only thin blue line I respect tells me when…
“A 350 credit score prevents identity theft”
"A 350 credit score prevents identity theft" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A 350 credit score is very poor, and something no one would want to steal.…
“Who conducts the spring orchestra?”/“May-stro.”
A riddle for the month of May is: Q: Who conducts the spring orchestra?A: May-stro. "May-stro" is a joke on "maestro." The riddle was posted on Fun Kids Jokes on March 20, 2019,…
“Is this the helpline for alcoholics?”/ “Yes.”/ “How do you make a piña colada?”
A "helpline for alcoholics" seemingly is for help to cure alcoholism, but a joke has it that alcoholics can call it for help on how to mix drinks. This was posted on Twitter by Paul…
“If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do”
"If speaking kindly to plants helps them grow, imagine what speaking kindly to humans can do" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If speaking kindly to plants helps…
“Social media crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
“Flirting on the internet: it’s all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
“Twitter crushes are all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
“Internet flirting is all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…