“Vegetable has 9 letters in it, but then again, so does dumplings”
"Vegetable has 9/nine letters in it, but then again, so does tacosssss" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Others foods have been substituted for "tacos."…
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“Someone called the Kentucky Derby ‘Amish Nascar’ and my day hasn’t been the same”
The Kentucky Derby has been compared to NASCAR (National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing). "Kentucky Derby = Amish Nascar?" was posted on Twitter by Shea on May 5, 2011. "The…
“Teach a women to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets zucchini”
"Teach a man/woman to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes/zucchini" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a…
“I just blocked someone for correcting my grammar and it feelded good”
"I just blocked someone (on my page) for correcting my grammar and it feeled/feelded/feeleded/felt good" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I just blocked…
“Dyslexic racists hate gingers”
"When I first discovered anti Ginger sentiment in the UK I thought maybe they were just dyslexic racists... #thingsithinkaboutwhenimhomesick" was posted on Twitter by "THAT BEING…
“I just blocked someone for correcting my grammar and it felt good”
"I just blocked someone (on my page) for correcting my grammar and it feeled/feelded/feeleded/felt good" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I just blocked…
“What does a dyslexic racist hate the most?”/“Gingers.”
"When I first discovered anti Ginger sentiment in the UK I thought maybe they were just dyslexic racists... #thingsithinkaboutwhenimhomesick" was posted on Twitter by "THAT BEING…
“Teach a man to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes”
"Teach a man/woman to garden, and the whole neighborhood gets tomatoes/zucchini" is a saying that has been printed on many images. “Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day; teach a…
“I just blocked someone on my page for correcting my grammar and it feeleded good”
"I just blocked someone (on my page) for correcting my grammar and it feeled/feelded/feeleded/felt good" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I just blocked…
“I just blocked someone on my page for correcting my grammar and it feeled good”
"I just blocked someone (on my page) for correcting my grammar and it feeled/feelded/feeleded/felt good" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I just blocked…
International Fake Station (International Space Station or ISS nickname)
The International Space Station (ISS) is the largest modular space station in low Earth orbit. Some people believe that the ISS is being faked and is not in space, and have nicknamed it the…
“Facebook just removed one of my puns about rice cakes. They said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Facebook just removed one of my puns about rice cakes. They said it was tasteless”
Many people find rice cakes to be tasteless. "Facebook/Twitter removed my joke about rice cakes because they said it was tasteless" is a saying that has been printed on several images.…
“Bought a chicken to make sandwiches, but it just runs around the chicken clucking”
"Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor" is a jocular saying (with several slight variations) that has been printed on many images. It's at first…
“Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t. It shits on the floor”
"Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor" is a jocular saying (with several slight variations) that has been printed on many images. It's at first…
“Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn’t. It poops on the floor”
"Bought a chicken to make sandwiches. It doesn't. It shits on the floor" is a jocular saying (with several slight variations) that has been printed on many images. It's at first…
“My husband asked me to act like a ‘naughty school girl’ for him so I forged a note from my mother”
"My husband asked me to act like a 'naughty school girl' for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don’t have to participate" is a sex joke that was posted on Twitter…
“I asked my wife to act like a ‘naughty school girl.’ She forged a note from her mother…”
"My husband asked me to act like a 'naughty school girl' for him so I forged a note from my mother saying I don’t have to participate" is a sex joke that was posted on Twitter…
“Frittatas imply the existence of expensivetatas”
"Frittatas" shouldn't be confused with "free tatas" ("tatas" = tits), but there are jokes. "Frittatas? Darn - I thought you were offering me free tatas"…
“Frittatas are so much better than expensive tatas”
"Frittatas" shouldn't be confused with "free tatas" ("tatas" = tits), but there are jokes. "Frittatas? Darn - I thought you were offering me free tatas"…