“Crayons are a lot like M&M’s. All the colors taste the same”
Both crayons and M&M's candies come in many colors. Only one is a food, however. "@abbykippel do you eat crayons? i was surprised to find out that all the colors taste the same"…
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“I’m a bodybuilding mime. Some people say I’m the strong, silent type”
Many women like the strong, silent type of man. "Women say they like the strong silent type. So basically a bodybuilder mime" was posted on X/Twitter by Sofa King Cool ✇ on January 8,…
“The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning”
"'The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning' http://t.co/fBiZAEbl" was posted on X/Twitter by "B" on September 29, 2011.…
“Careful ladies, fat guys just want to get in your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“Careful, girls, fat guys just want to get into your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“Whoever said money can’t buy you happiness has never been bonded out of jail before”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Whoever said money can't buy you happiness has (clearly) never been bonded out of jail before" is a saying…
“Whoever said money can’t buy you happiness has clearly never been bonded out of jail before”
A proverbial saying is that "money can't buy happiness." "Whoever said money can't buy you happiness has (clearly) never been bonded out of jail before" is a saying…
“Careful girls, fat guys just wanna get inside your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“I need vitamin Cash”
"I need vitamin Cash" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying appears to be "I need vitamin C," with the letters "ash" written smaller. "I…
“Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries”
"Us fat guys just want to get into your pantries" -- a joke on "panties" -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Fat guys just want to get into your pantries!…
“People who don’t drink alcohol, why?”
"People who don't drink alcohol, why?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "People who dont drink alcohol, why?" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on…
“Adult life is hard, but at least we don’t have to do P.E anymore”
"Adult life may be difficult, but at least we don't have to do P.E. anymore" is a saying -- there are several slight variations -- that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“Adult life might be full of pain and suffering, but at least we don’t have to do P.E. anymore”
"Adult life may be difficult, but at least we don't have to do P.E. anymore" is a saying -- there are several slight variations -- that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“Adult life may be difficult, but at least we don’t have to do P.E. anymore”
"Adult life may be difficult, but at least we don't have to do P.E. anymore" is a saying -- there are several slight variations -- that has been printed on many images. Many people…
“Italians eat prosciutto e melone, but draw the line at pineapple on pizza”
"Hawaiian pizza" is a pizza topped with pineapple and either ham or bacon. "Prosciutto e melone" is an Italian dish of cured ham and melon. Many people find that the former…
“Free Yoga—kindly bend forward and pick up your dog’s poop”
"Free Yoga -- kindly bend forward and pick up your dog's poop" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an image. "Free Yoga - just bend forward and pick up your dog’s…
“Italians eat ham with melon, but flip out about pineapple on pizza”
"Hawaiian pizza" is a pizza topped with pineapple and either ham or bacon. "Prosciutto e melone" is an Italian dish of cured ham and melon. Many people find that the former…
“Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?”/“To get to the Dark Side.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A Star Wars version is: Q: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?A:…
Coinciditis (coincidence + -itis)
"Coinciditis -- Myocarditis that coincidentally only affects the vaccinated" is a saying that has been shown on many images. The word "coinciditis" (coincidence + -itis) refers…
“Coinciditis—Myocarditis that coincidentally only affects the vaccinated”
"Coinciditis -- Myocarditis that coincidentally only affects the vaccinated" is a saying that has been shown on many images. The word "coinciditis" (coincidence + -itis) refers…