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An old joke has it that a restaurant diner is looking for something to eat, and the waiter (or another diner) suggests tongue. "Oh no, I could never eat anything that came out of an…
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
The expression "that's the last thing I'll need" usually means that the person has no need for that thing. Jokes about a coffin take the "last thing" literally.…
Why are they called "deviled eggs"? "they're called 'deviled eggs' cause the devil makes you eat twenty-five of em" is a joke that was posted on Facebook by…
Why are they called "deviled eggs"? "they're called 'deviled eggs' cause the devil makes you eat twenty-five of em" is a joke that was posted on Facebook by…
"Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night, calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night, calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
"Good morning. Don't be a shitty person today" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Hey! Good morning! Don't be a shitty person today, okay?" was posted…
"Just brewed happiness in a cup" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You can't buy happiness, but you can buy coffee, and that's pretty close. Just…
"I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck" and "I wish pets lived longer and life…
"I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck" and "I wish pets lived longer and life…
"I wish pets lived longer and life wasn't so expensive and leftover fries were still good warmed up and people didn't suck" and "I wish pets lived longer and life…
"When you realize that the two most profitable businesses are war and illness, it’s easy to understand what’s going on" is a saying that has been pinted on many images.…
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
"Managing your weight around the holidays just requires a little planning. For example, I took the batteries out of my scale on Wednesday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on…
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…
Sex is cool/great, but have you ever cooked the perfect amount of pasta? This food meme has had many variations. "Ya sex is tight but have you ever made the perfect amount of spaghetti?"…