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A beans-make-you-fart joke is: Q: Why do Mexicans eat beans for dinner?A: So they can have bubble baths later. The joke -- sometimes regarded as offensive -- has been cited in print since at least…
"When you text a girl, you also text her friends" is a cautionary saying. "When you are texting a girl whose with her friends you are pretty much texting her friends #Theory"…
"The only stock options I have are chicken and beef" is a jocular one-line saying. "Just padded my stock options. Now I got both chicken and beef stocks" was posted on Twitter…
"The only stock options I have are chicken and beef" is a jocular one-line saying. "Just padded my stock options. Now I got both chicken and beef stocks" was posted on Twitter…
Many coffee drinkers despise decaf. "Decaf only works if you throw it on people (for amusement)" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted…
"Hungry isn’t even a feeling for me anymore…it’s basically a personality trait" is a jocular one-line saying from someone who is always hungry. "Hungry is basically a…
"Trail mix is just M&M's with obstacles" is a jocular saying from someone who loves M&M's -- but not the other trail mix ingredients -- that has been printed on many…
"I like coffee that kicks you in the face in the morning" is a one-line saying a coffee-lover might say. "I like coffee that Karate Kicks me in the face!" was posted on Twitter…
"I'm not sure if I'm hungry, but I'm gonna eat anyway, just in case" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Can't decide if i'm…
"The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well" is a one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying was first posted on Twitter on July 19,…
"Democracy dies in darkness" is a slogan of the Washington (DC) Post that first appeared in February 2017. Post investigative journalist Bob Woodward popularized the saying, but claimed…
"My body is a temple...to Dionysus" is a drinking saying that has been printed on ecards. "Well, you can always say that your body is a temple of Dionysus, and it’s always time to…
A pun on the word "communist" is: Q: Where do socialist birds lay their eggs?A: In a communest. The joke became popular in November 2016, when it was posted to Reddit -- Jokes. Google…
"Math -- the only subject that counts" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Mathematics - the only subject that counts" was posted on Twitter on May 15,…
"Batteries not included" is a popular phrase on many toy boxes. American stand-up comedian Steven Wright said in his act in 1985: "I also bought some batteries, but they weren't…
"Why, in a country of free speech, are there phone bills?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The one-liner was posted to the newsgroup rec.humor on…
"Democracy dies in darkness" is a slogan of the Washington (DC) Post that first appeared in February 2017. Post investigative journalist Bob Woodward popularized the saying, but claimed…
"The only thing you can believe in the papers is the date" is a saying used by those who don't trust the newspapers. The origin of the saying is unknown. "The only thing you can…
"The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well" is a one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying was first posted on Twitter on July 19,…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Freudian version is: "An ego and a superego walk into a bar. The bartender says,…