"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you…

“The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5”—that is, the five days of Monday through Friday—is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The full saying was posted on Twitter by West Lee on November 28, 2012 and has an extra line:

“The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I’ll play mine.”

Twitter
West Lee‏
@NotthatAdamWest
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I’ll play mine.
9:49 PM - 28 Nov 2012

Twitter
Handsome Tweeter‏
@Tweets_By_Cudi
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I’ll play mine.
10:11 PM - 28 Nov 2012

Twitter
YaHomieTony‏
@thehomietonyy
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow.
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. Take your pick
10:16 PM - 28 Nov 2012

Facebook
Dad Joke of the Day
February 20, 2013 ·
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow.
Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

Funny Status
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you…
November 3, 2014 Misc. Status Updates
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.

Twitter
Men’s Humor‏
@MensHumor
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.
1:00 PM - 4 Nov 2014

Twitter
Bill Murray‏
@BiIIMurray
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.
6:21 PM - 11 Nov 2014

BuzzFeed
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Bill Murray @BiIIMurray
The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5.
3:02 PM - 10 May 2016

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“The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won’t go to work. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5”