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"The best things in life are free, but sooner or later the government will find a way to tax them" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on many images. "If…
"I would rather check my Facebook than face my checkbook" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Would rather check my facebook than face my checkbook…
"I wish complaining about taxes was tax-deductible" is a jocular one-line saying about taxes that has been printed on an ecard. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 17, 2012.…
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A lightbulb version is: "A giant light bulb walks into a bar. The bartender looks up…
A "Law of Coffee" is: "As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold." The saying was called…
A "Law of Coffee" is: "As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something that will last until the coffee is cold." The saying was called…
"On the eighth day God created coffee so that people like me could experience the other seven days" (or just "On the eighth day God created coffee") is a saying that has been…
"You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Trying to get a word in edgewise…
"Decaffeinated coffee (decaf) is the devil's blend" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "You Know You're Drinking Too Much Coffee…
"Saturdays are for adventure(s); Sundays are for cuddling" is a weekend saying that has been printed on many images. "Saturdays are for ADVENTURES!" was cited on a blog on…
"Coffee, because Monday/Tuesday happens every week" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee: because Monday happens every week" was posted on…
"Hot coffee and cold winter mornings are two of the best soul mates who ever did find each other" is a popular saying about coffee and cold weather. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
"There's nothing sweeter than a cup of bitter coffee" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April 23, 2011 and was credited to Rian…
"Caffeine/Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Coffee is the foundation of my food pyramid" was posted on Twitter on…
"Coffee: The most important meal of the day" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Breakfast is the most important meal of the day" is the usual form…
"Step aside, Monday. This is a job for coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 17, 2013. “May your coffee be…
"Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister" is a one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'Decaffeinated coffee? Kinda like kissing your…
"All the coffee in Colombia won't make me a morning person" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "All the coffee in Columbia can't make…
"COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever" is a backronym (back acronym) of the word "coffee." "COFFEE: Cup OF Finest Enjoyment Ever #coffee" was posted on Twitter on June…
"With enough coffee, even Monday looks good" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "With enough #coffee, even #Monday looks #good... #better…