"Everybody says stealing is wrong. Personally, I…

“Everybody says stealing is wrong. Personally, I don’t buy it” is a joke about stealing. The joke was posted on Twitter on June 14, 2011.

Twitter
Paul. Just Paul.‏
@JustPaulMused
Everybody says stealing is wrong…..Personally I don’t buy it.
5:24 PM - 14 Jun 2011

Twitter
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@AlanBassNelson
Everybody says stealing is wrong.
Personally, I don’t buy it.
7:57 PM - 14 Jun 2011

Twitter
Barrö‏
@GianickBarro
Everybody says stealing is wrong. Personally i dont buy it. #ThinkAboutIt
1:51 PM - 15 Jun 2011

Twitter
Laughing Boy‏
@Joke_BoyX
Everybody says stealing is wrong…
Personally I dont buy it.
3:20 PM - 23 Jun 2011

Twitter
Eric‏
@loafydood
Everyone says stealing is wrong…personally i dont buy it
12:17 AM - 26 Jun 2011

Google Books
5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
Compiled by Grant Tucker
London, UK: Biteback Publishing Ltd
2013
Pg. ?:
Everybody says stealing is wrong. Personally I don’t buy it.

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
Everyone says stealing is wrong.
Personally, I don’t buy it.
3:19 PM - 2 Mar 2016

Facebook
Evil Potato
January 28, 2017 ·
Everybody says stealing is wrong.
Personally, I don’t buy it.

Twitter
Shit Jokes‏
@ShitJokes
Everybody keeps saying that stealing is wrong!
Personally, I don’t buy it.
2:53 PM - 8 May 2017