“I chipped a tooth earlier. No idea how it got on to the golf course”
A "chip" golf stroke is not the same as a "chipped" tooth, but there are jokes. "I chipped a tooth earlier. I don't whose it was or why it was on the golf course"…
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“I had a salad joke, but I tossed it”
"I had a salad joke... but i tossed it" was posted on Facebook by Andrew Lim on August 21, 2012. "I had a salad joke... But I tossed it" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
“I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying” (bumper sticker)
"I'm not speeding, I'm qualifying" is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "Bumper talk: 'I'm not speeding/I'm…
“Just because it didn’t work out doesn’t mean you failed. You successfully fucked it up”
"Just because it didn't work out doesn't mean you failed. You successfully fucked it up" is a jocula saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Life is short, drink good coffee”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Emad R. Y. Michel @worldofsemsem Life is short, drink good Coffee ☕️🤍💚 Photo: @valeria195455 11:30 PM · Apr 8, 2025 ·
“Do not ask me for life advice. You will end up with a new dog”
"Do not ask me for life advice. You will end up with a new dog" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people believe that dogs make life better. "Do not ask me for…
“I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me”
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Shannon @gardengirl125 I hate driving behind school buses because I know the cool kids in the back are making fun of me 😭 11:15 PM · Oct 27, 2024 Facebook More…
“Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on”
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…
“I’d like extra hot fudge.”/“Sorry, all of our fudge is the same temperature.”
" can you pick up a peanut buster parfait for me, with extra hot fudge? (Sorry, all of our hot fudge is the same temperature...)" was posted on X/Twitter by Bill Jelen on August 2, 2013.…
“Please don’t ever speak to me about math. I’ve moved on”
"Please do not ever speak to me about math. I have moved on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people struggle with math in school, and then are happy never…
“Correct each other in private, defend each other in public, and keep your personal business off of social media”
"Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business/issues offline" is advice for a personal or a professional relationship that has been printed…
“This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!”
"This Friday, finish your work and be done. Look forward to the weekend and have some fun!" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "This Friday, finish your work and be…
“Life is good, especially on a Friday”
"Life is good, especially on (a) Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the end of the work week. "Life is good especially on Friday…
“Sip, smile, repeat: The mantra of a coffee enthusiast”
"Sip, smile, repeat" (also "Sip, smile, repeat: The mantra of a coffee enthusiast") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, smile, repeat" has been…
“Sip. Smile. Repeat”
"Sip, smile, repeat" (also "Sip, smile, repeat: The mantra of a coffee enthusiast") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sip, smile, repeat" has been…
“Life is good, especially on Friday”
"Life is good, especially on (a) Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the end of the work week. "Life is good especially on Friday…
“Life is beautiful, especially on a Friday”
"Life is beautiful, especially on (a) Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the end of the work week. "Life is beautiful...especially on a…
“Life is beautiful, especially on Friday”
"Life is beautiful, especially on (a) Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the end of the work week. "Life is beautiful...especially on a…
“Life is beautiful, especially on Fridays”
"Life is beautiful, especially on (a) Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the end of the work week. "Life is beautiful...especially on a…
“Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business off of Facebook”
"Correct each other in private, defend each other in public and keep your personal business/issues offline" is advice for a personal or a professional relationship that has been printed…