“What do you call two punctuation marks having dinner?”/“Accommodate.”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 16, 2025: "What do you call two punctuation marks having dinner? Accommodate." "Accommodate" sounds like "a comma…
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“A comma date is a romantic activity between two punctuation marks”
A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on March 16, 2025: "What do you call two punctuation marks having dinner? Accommodate." "Accommodate" sounds like "a comma…
“Pomme de New York” (Big Apple sculpture by Les Lalanne on Park Avenue and 52nd Street, 2009)
"Pomme de New York" ("Apple of New York") is a 2006 bronze apple sculpture by Les Lalanne, the term for the French artist team of François-Xavier Lalanne (1927–2008) and…
“I accidentally typed, ‘That costs an arm and an egg!’ and left it instead of fixing it because that actually makes just as much sense”
Entry in progress -- BP Wiktionary: an arm and a leg Noun an arm and a leg (plural arms and legs) 1. (idiomatic, hyperbolic) Usually used after the verb cost, but also often charge, pay, and spend:…
“An arm and an egg” (an arm and a leg + egg)
Entry in progress -- BP Wiktionary: an arm and a leg Noun an arm and a leg (plural arms and legs) 1. (idiomatic, hyperbolic) Usually used after the verb cost, but also often charge, pay, and spend:…
“Having a trip booked encourages you to work. So travelling is actually a source of income rather than an expense”
"Travel Math: Having a trip booked motivates you to work. So it is a source of income rather than an expense" is a jocular saying that ha been printed on many images. "Having a trip…
“Travel hack: Having a trip booked encourages you to work. So travelling is actually a source of income rather than an expense”
"Travel Math: Having a trip booked motivates you to work. So it is a source of income rather than an expense" is a jocular saying that ha been printed on many images. "Having a trip…
“Mondays are proof that even coffee can only do so much”
"Mondays are proof that even coffee can only do so much" (shown on an image) was posted on the Facebook group "Beach Bunny’s coffee addiction" on February 3, 2025. Monday is…
“For the amount of meat you get out of clam I feel like we could just leave em alone”
Some seafood has so little meat that it's hardly worth the effort to catch and cook. "Crab legs. Delicious, but too much work for the amount of meat you get out of them" was posted…
“For the amount of meat you get out of crawfish I feel like we could just leave em alone”
Some seafood has so little meat that it's hardly worth the effort to catch and cook. "Crab legs. Delicious, but too much work for the amount of meat you get out of them" was posted…
“Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth”
"Living with a dog is 90% following each other around, watching each other go potty, and wondering what the other has in their mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“If we are pronounced dead when our heart stops, why are we not pronounced alive when our heart starts?”
"If we are pronounced dead when our heart stops, why are we not pronounced alive when our heart starts?" is a pro-life (anti-abortion) saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Most of my tweets go straight to DVD”
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“All my tweets go straight to DVD””
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“Most of my tweets go straight to video”
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“Most of my posts go straight to DVD”
When a movie is bad and can't be shown in theaters, it was sometimes said that it goes straight to video (or DVD). Some tweets.posts are used in this joke. "Most of my Tweets go…
“If you’re pronounced dead when your heart stops beating, why aren’t you pronounced alive when your heart starts beating?”
"If we are pronounced dead when our heart stops, why are we not pronounced alive when our heart starts?" is a pro-life (anti-abortion) saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Never has a generation so diligently recorded itself accomplishing so little”
"Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little" (or "Never has a generation so diligently recorded itself accomplishing so little") is…
“Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little”
"Never before has a generation so diligently recorded themselves accomplishing so little" (or "Never has a generation so diligently recorded itself accomplishing so little") is…
“If we can’t say someone is dead until their heart stops beating, why can’t we say someone is alive when their heart starts beating?”
"If we are pronounced dead when our heart stops, why are we not pronounced alive when our heart starts?" is a pro-life (anti-abortion) saying that has been printed on many images.…