“Soup is food for people too lazy to chew”
Soup is mostly what someone drinks. It's been said that soup is for those who are too lazy to chew. "soup is food for people too lazy to chew" was posted on X/Twitter by "And…
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“I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher”
"I got an A on my origami assignment when I turned my paper into my teacher" was posted on X/Twitter by Trey on April 19, 2016. "dailybadjokes: I got an A on my origami assignment…
“Yes, I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon”
"Yes, I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Yes! I do have a retirement plan. I plan to eat bacon!" was…
“Sushi is a fun way to spend $50 knowing you will be hungry again in 20 minutes”
Many people believe that sushi is expensive, and that it's not filling. This sarcasm was posted on X/Twitter by mdh on January 5, 2024: "Sushi is a fun way to spend $50 knowing you will…
“Imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk”
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk, but there's a popular joke. "Imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk" was posted on X/Twitter by Carson on June…
“What do you think would happen if we unlocked the other 98% of milk?”
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk, but there's a popular joke. "Imagine if one day we unlock the other 98% of milk" was posted on X/Twitter by Carson on June…
Overacheeser (overachiever + cheese)
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…
“I’m an overacheeser”
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…
“Overacheeser: Someone who adds or eats more cheese than expected”
The word "overacheeser" is a jocular formation of "overachiever" with "cheese" added. "I'm an overacheeser" has been printed on many images.…
“I have been pressing ‘remind me tomorrow’ on my computer update for 7 years now”
X/Twitter olivia @oliviuuuuhh have clicked ‘remind me tomorrow’ every day for 8 years on computer update notification cause it’s part of my nighttime routine now 9:13 PM · Sep 12, 2022 ,a…
“Embrace the quiet of Sunday, and let peace fill your heart and soul”
"Embrace the quiet of Sunday, and let peace fill your heart and soul" is a Sunday saying that was posted on BookClub on January 13, 2025. Authorship is unknown. BookClub Sunday Peace…
“Watch out. Police have ssue a warning to be on the lookout for I.D. theft”
"Watch out. Police have ssue a warning to be on the lookout for I.D theft" is a joke that was posted on Sickipedia on May 30, 2025. The joke is that "ssue" is supposed to be…
St. Arbucks (“Starbucks” joke)
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“The patron saint of overpriced coffee is St. Arbucks”
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“The patron saint of coffee drinkers is St. Arbucks”
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“The patron saint of coffee shops is St. Arbucks”
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“The patron saint of coffee is St. Arbucks”
Starbucks is a popular chain of coffeehouses. It's sometimes joked that the patron saint of coffee is "St. Arbucks." A "St. Arbucks" has been shown on images and was posted…
“Don’t ask why I split dried fruit in two. I halve my raisins”
"Don't ask why I split dried fruit in two. I halve my raisins" was posted on X/Twitter by Max on May 28, 2025. The pun is that "raisins" sounds like "reasons." An…
“Marinara is just ketchup that did a study abroad program”
Wikipedia: Marinara sauce Marinara sauce is a tomato sauce usually made with tomatoes, garlic, herbs, and onions. Variations include capers, olives, spices, and a dash of wine.[3][4] Widely used…
“So help me if I only taste 999 islands in this dressing”
Entry in progress -- BP Wikipedia: Thousand Island dressing Thousand Island dressing is a Canadian salad dressing and condiment based on mayonnaise and usually ketchup or tomato purée and chopped…