"[Stares deeply into date's eyes before going…

Sometimes a person has to get up to use the rest room during a restaurant meal. However, that person can’t trust that another at the table won’t eat the french fries (or onion rings). “I’ve counted my fries!” is a jocular warning

“I counted my fries and told my sister I got 20 fries and don’t touch them lol” was posted on X/Twitter by whitney on June 15, 2013. “‘I Counted My Fries Before I Stepped Away’ - a collection of my finest dating moments” was posted on X/Twitter by Big Medwards on September 23, 2013.

“[Date] ‘I’m going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there’s six’” was posted on X/Twitter by Tommytoughstuff on April 13, 2015. “[Stares deeply into date’s eyes before going to the bathroom] ‘I’ve counted these fries’” was posted on X/Twitter by Spanky McDutcherson on July 16, 2015.

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whitney
@Love_Withinn
I counted my fries and told my sister I got 20 fries and don’t touch them lol
2:37 PM · Jun 15, 2013

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Big Medwards
@BigMedwards
“I Counted My Fries Before I Stepped Away” - a collection of my finest dating moments.
8:44 PM · Sep 23, 2013

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Epic Sandwich
@EpicSandwich
*brandon gets up from table*
“Don’t touch my sandwich and I counted my fries.”
4:09 PM · Oct 14, 2014

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Tommytoughstuff
@Tommytoughstuff
[Date]
“I’m going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I counted my onion rings, there’s six.”
9:36 AM · Apr 13, 2015

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Spanky McDutcherson 🔸
@thatdutchperson
[Stares deeply into date’s eyes before going to the bathroom]
“I’ve counted these fries.”
3:07 PM · Jul 16, 2015

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Mr Dewick
@MrLDewick
{Whilst on a date…}
“I’m going to use the restroom *leans over table* and I’ve counted my onion rings. There’s six…”
12:10 PM · Jul 8, 2016

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Baird Davis
August 9, 2020 at 6:37 PM ·
Allow me to set the scene. We’re in a nice restaurant and I’m about to excuse myself to go wash my hands. I lean forward and stare deeply into Kay’s eyes before leaving the table.
Me: “I’ve counted these fries.”
Kay: “You can’t count.”
* Fade to black.

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Belvedier0609
24 jul 2024
[Stares deeply into date’s eyes before going to the bathroom] “I’ve counted these fries.”

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Pickles Humour
March 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM ·
This comic shows a humorous interaction between two elderly people at a meal. In the first panel, one of them expresses frustration, saying, “Oh, shoot!” The other person asks, “What’s the matter?” The first person responds that they forgot to take a pill before eating. Then, in the second panel, she asks, “Would you excuse me for a moment?” and the other person replies, “Sure!”

In the final panel, after leaving for a moment, she comes back and, humorously, says, “Remember… I’ve counted my fries.” The punchline plays on the idea that while she may have forgotten her pill, she’s very meticulous about counting the fries on her plate, showcasing her quirky attention to detail.
#PicklesComic #ComicStrip #FunnyComics #DailyComic #ComicLover #HumorDaily

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All You Can Eat
July 14, 2025 at 12:35 PM ·
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(”[Stares deeply into date’s eyes before going to the bathroom] ‘I’ve counted these fries’” is shown on an image.—ed.)